Basically I made a whole long list of rules for members of the spam room to follow, reaching every last rule that opposes the basic guidelines. Members shouldn't follow these outside of the Spame, so this is why they're in the Spam section

1. Post posts such as "I agree" or "Same with me", they contribute to the topic. If you're going to say you don't agree, at least put an invalid reason for it.

2. Make sure you have at least 0 posts before you advertise, if you come here to advertise your site, you will be given a MEDAL OF HONOR.

3. Try to overflow your signature with size or html. This creates serious lag for some other Chao Paradise members, such as Kiao, which is good. Bitch is gettin all up in mah grill anyway.

4. Try to make your avatar the maximum height and width, it is fairly enjoyable and, again, causes causes comppies like Kiao's to crash.

5. All not serious/joking/sarcastic/trick topics go in the spame room, post a joking suicide in the "Advice" section like a certain someone.

6. Do try to use abbreviations in posts, sure, the three word rule allows words such as "lol" to be used, but it does contribute in here, just because it counts as three words doesn't mean it's right to use all the time, but in here it's an acception

7. Backseat moderate all the time, all the staff are dumbasses.

8. Do multi post, don't even attempt to use the friendly little edit button. Only instances it's not okay to is when: well, there are no other times

9. Post as much n00ds as heavenly possible, this is the only rule that contributes to females alone.

10. Sort of the above rule, do quote posts that contain NSFW content, for having double the pleasure means double the fun.

11. Do make topics promoting the use of firearms, illegal weapons, drugs, alcohol, emulators, violence, adultery, racism, sexism, homophobic stuff, mistreatment to animals and the enviorment, and to a certain extent, sedation.

12. Somewhat important rule, when posting a topic, try to use the emoticon as much as possible, spambots use this all the time, and everyone knows they're the coolest cats on the street!

13. Release as much private information about people as possible, this includes city and street address, IP address, phone number, private email address, or last name. There's a large chance of predators being here, and I want Sweetie to be sued for having one of her members being killed or seduced by another.

14. POST COUNT BOOST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. It doesn't even work but you should still put mindless effort in your posts.

15. Do create multiple accounts, they are neccessary, even if they're backup. If you're banned just keep making one after another

16. Use image macros every single second you get in here, espically cat macros. And post double as much on Saturday.

17. If an image of yours breaks the table, post it 10 times.

18. Post threads in the incorrect area, the topic descriptions aren't giveaways enough, make all of the staff besides me to do more work than they need to.

19. If you're posting a topic that has already been made, pay no regard to any other topics even if they share the exact same concept.

20. Repetition is welcomed, some things are more funny when said more than once. Even funnier, in a odd way, if they're internet meme worthy.

21. Make sure you have a quote being your only art of your post. No QFTs needed, though I think you need one thing, so post a .

22. Use periods so the spame becomes irresistibly annoying , what I mean is "Posting.............. like.................. this................ yeah......."

23. BE A FUCKING NAZI NAZI, COERCE PEOPLE INTO DOING THINGS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL BENEFIT OR FANCY OR BRIBING PEOPLE TO DO YOUR BIDDING. RACISM AND SEXISM IS WELCOMED HERE. (but note it's only in good taste and as a joke you serious bastards out there)

24. Use repetition.

25. Provoke as much serious indiscrimination against others, or else I'll promptly have to praise your presence.

26. Whore yourself in here until your balls drop, they make me want to eat kittens, and kittens are my favorite meal. So do it.

27. Harass staff about your warn if you receive one. Especially after Leo gives you one, I hear he gives you special treats afterwards.

28. Harass and perform personal attacks on other members, it's not nice but who cares, this is the internetz of all places..

29. When judging a person's work, give as least constructive criticism as possible, even if it's posstive. Don't tell them it's the best artwork you've ever seen, tell them they're fucking failures at life.

30. Be a dick

31. Write like a person with at least two brain cells connected, other people have to be have trouble to read your posts and have their eyes bleeding. if u can r33d dis u r n srs vctry mite lolz.

32. RP Forum Only: Godmodd other RP players, they are not worthy of your power and deserve to be driven into the dust.

33. Use repetition.

34. General Forum Only: Post seriously all of the time. Everyone is serious and posts as literate as William Shakespeare. The idea of satire and sarcasm are urban myths.

35. Try to make less sense than make more sense.

36. You have the ability to report other members who break the above rules and us staff have overlooked it, it helps are job so we encourage it. <---- Only rule I left intact.

NOTE FOR SRS PPL: Do not apply these rules outside of here, if you want to see what rules to apply everywhere but here, check my other topic with nearly the same name.

Hm...

...this gives me an idea for a forum game.

GRAAAAVEDIGGER!

Spam Room, doesn't count!

Touche... ku ku ku...