People, I need some time to be alone right now. I'm going through some really tough and trying times and I'm feeling really depressed.

I feel like shit right now, my girlfriend left me with that shithole assface jock, and she won't respond to my text messages. But at least my Hawthorne Heights music is comforting me. Those guys are so awesome, they really know how I feel. Their music connects to my soul and it makes me feel emotional. But don't call me an emo kid, not all people that act emotional and listen to Hawthorne Heights are emo. In fact, I LOVE HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS AND YOU HATERS CAN STFU. If listening to Hawthorne Heights makes me emo, FINE THEN I'LL BE EMO. FUCK ALL OF YOU SHITHEADS. c:mad c:mad

I'm going to move Shade out of the SAD LITTLE EMO KIDS back into the Members Group. Because he's cool and doesn't deserve to be made fun of at all. I was a jerk. In fact, I'll put MYSELF in the SAD LITTLE EMO KIDS group. Because apparently I deserve it. For being a jerk. c:>.< c:>.<

...I think I might commit suicide. So...if you don't hear from me for like a month or so...yeah. That's what happened. Don't cry for me or try to talk me out of it, I've made up my mind. It's not your fault, it's just the whole world's fault. GOD I HATE EVERYONE. c:mad c:mad

Since you all will be needing RP Police in my stead, I'm going to promote Pyro and Soul. Because they definitely deserve it. I mean, they're so good at RPing. I was just being mean because I was so jealous.

That reminds me, I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. I didn't mean it. I'm just taking out my anger on people. It's not fair. But don't worry...you'll never hear from me again, so you can entirely forget about it.

Thanks, and goodbye. Forever.

-Kiao c:>.< c:>.< c:>.<

The small chance your actually leaving was obliterated when I read the part about you moving yourself into 'SAD LITTLE EMO KIDS'. And when you used a smilie.

Kiao NOOOOOO

DD:

lol

The joke destroyed itself when it mentioned Hawthorn Heights =/

Damnit.

April Fool's Day jokes are better when people fall for them...

Or at least go along with them, honestly.

Bye, Kiao... I hardly knew you. And SS, I haven't seen you in a long time.

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's not leaving. Don't limit yourself to only reading the the first post.

The fact that at least TWO people fell for it is great enough.

:D

You honostly can't expect me to believe that you would become emo like that, and call yourself a jerk? Please, I knew it was an april fool's joke as soon as I looked at it.

Wasn't talking to you.

I know you weren't I just needed to post an unnescessary comment like I always do.

Um, did I know you? o.o

lmao. One of my friends did that to a girl and she got pissed wen he said April Fools. You should've let it keep going, Kiao. (like to see about how many WOULD fall for it XP)

~TC

LMAO, when you got to the whole whining part and started using the chao emoticons I knew this was fake.

But it was fun to read. :D Lol.

Sweetie's back!

Just visiting. :3

Love your signature, by the way.

BITCH SLAP.

Thanks. ^.^

Heh.

It would have been a lot more convincing without the smilies.

I really thought he was leaving. But seriously, leo leonardo's right, try it without the smilies next time. It'll be a lot more convincing to some people.

You need to pre-work April Jokes in. Start a month or so early n'stuffs. Create a "girlfriend" to come onto CP, a "stupid jock" have them interact a bit, then do the whole breakup stuff a day before April Fools. Don't log in until the first, THEN pull this crap. It becomes believable, and much more hilarious (for you) when you explain the whole joke.

...

But I'm lazy.

I'll help you next time. :P

Which is why your girlfriend broke up with you! =P

I knew it was a joke the moment you mentioned text messaging.

I guess that means the part about being sorry was a joke as well... c: zzz

Yeah, that was pretty much all sarcasm.

The promoting part changed my mind about it being real, and THEN I saw the date.

Thanks for doing an April Fools joke while I was gone, especially since that almost made me fall for it, too.

Not entirely though, but you were close. XD

EDIT- And I agree with Leo, it would have been much more believable without the smilies. :X