Yes, that's right, kiddies. It's time for (children join in) Kero's Frequently Reprimanded Answers!

I've made this post for an obvious reason, to prevent me from "insulting" your character when you post him/her. So, I've taken your most reprimanded portions of obnoxiously outrageous RP characters and turned it into a data archive. So now people can use it as a reference point before they create their character(s).



1. Kitsunes, Hedgehogs, Echidnas or any combination of the three should be:
Height: (at the max) 3'6". That's about Mobian basketball player height.
Weight: doesn't really matter. I don't care if you make your character immobile, due to obesity, or fragile, due to anorexic weight.
Weapons: doesn't really matter. Just as long as there's no energy blasts à la DBZ. RPs are based off of real life, not off of a acid trip.
Elements: (at the max) one.

2. Chao of any type
Height: (at the max) 1'3". That's about Chao basketball player height, even though the notion of those blobs playing basketball is so far fetched and ridiculous.
Weight: doesn't really matter.
Weapons: Almost no weapons are accepted, due to the structure of their bodies. They have "paws", so naturally, without opposable thumbs, they can't hold a weapon much as your dog or cat can. ...Without you curling their paws around the weapon.
Concept Notes: Chao were meant to fight only other Chao (I'll try not to go into a rant), so naturally, they don't really need weapons. Even then, with their body structure, I don't believe they were made to fight at all.
Elements: zero. Hero, Dark, or Neutral is as close to elemental properties as they get.

3. Anthros (human with other ears and tail of other animal)
Height: (at the max) 6'4" & (at the least) 4'6" [unless your RP character is a child]. Like a normal human.
Weight: doesn't really matter.
Weapons: doesn't really matter. No DBZ-esque stuffs.
Combinations: No Chao. That's about the only restriction. We're not going to be using Chao anthros as a way to get around the disabilities of Chao...


I'll be adding to this and bumping it when I do, so look for it. Until next time.

*looks at how tall kitsunes should be* ...Whoops...*changes Singclaire's hieght*

And just what was it before, young man? :O

I'll be changing a few things...*Goes off and modifies*

Hahah. xP It was 3'7. I changed it to 3'5.

Well, two inches isn't much of an infraction at all, but y'know, it's all good.

Well I like to keep my charachters as tall as possible. xP

And I like to keep mine as short as possible. Why do you like them tall?

So that they can talk down at people....just kidding.

List updated with anthros.

I don't know. I guess I just like being tall, that's all. Although I'd never make a charachter that's higher than 6'5. That's just too tall. @_@

Well, people can do that. "OMG! My kittsyoonay iz 60'7"!1 he wil stomp u 2 teh groound!11"

Yes...but that's wrong and stupid. I make most of my charachters my hieght. =^^=

And I make Kero my height! ...I wish. =o.o= That'd be so cool. :3

Hahaha, it would be fun to be that tiny. xD

x3 Mmm, yes. Too good. There would be much hugging and squeezing.

Hahaha. xD Plushie! xP *in girly voice* "He's so cuuuute!" *end girly voice* xD

*cue plushy Kero* :3

Heheheh. Boy would that be a site to be hold. xD

Why, yes. Yes, it would. :3

Lance has a weapon. But he needs it to live because its part of his body and its connected to his chest

Well, that's okay. =>>=

YAY! *drinks champene*

I believe it's champagne. :O

Not really. Most RPs are based off imaginations. Kitsune don't wear pants. Kitsunes don't hold guns. I highly doubt there are vials that can shrink and largify people.

But, everything else is fine. Great job as always, Kero. Keep up the good work.

To Kero: I don't care c:happy (gets drunk)

You know what I mean. I was referring to laws of physics and how far imagination goes. Imagination -> kitsunes, vials, etc. = whimsy (good). Imagination -> DBZ-esque characters = *rolls eyes* (bad). :O OMG! I shoot energy from my hands! No logic required! ...Sorry but absolutely preposterous. :< Kitsunes with pants and vials, secksy fantasy. :3 I wish there were vials. I'd have a few people to visit.

I try. =P

Phoniex is an example of a DBZ charcter I guess. He can shoots little balls of nova [energy] from his hands.

And is there any source for this power?

Hes part Phoniex, bird of fire/nova

I know what Phoenixes are. But he can't just naturally generate energy. =>>=

*remembers Peter the Phoenix using a strong flap of the wings to create a whirlwind* Now that's an unexpected attack.

Yes, I guess so

*Does The Bumping Dance*
Kero I have a question Can Chao Use Magic Like Fire caus thats the Only Reason Edge can Surive and if he ever use a Sword he Mounts it on his arm
and You forgot Chaomasters Dragons Godess and I'm sure there is More

Depends upon what extent. =T_T= I recommend finding a way around his helplessness without fire, but if you must, you can have a weak fire power. And "mounts it on his arm"? How so?

No becasue Edge is part mage part chao
as For the Mounting thing it sits Nicley on his arm not in hand

Wait, I RP often, (( mainly exeywhere/everyday, THANK YOU FABLE AND INTERNET!!! )) and i use magic, would you condsider that DBZ stuff?

Nooo. Not unless you can inexplicably fly around and use your hands to create spheres of energy and launch them at supersonic speeds at your enemies. =o_o= That's basically what I meant by DBZ. Magic is all good. xP

Just before I get started, I have a little question. Is this specie allowed?
Half-bat & half-hedgehog?

That's fine. You can use that.

Ok, thanks! I'll get started with the introduction!