so.. here I am, sat in my hotel room with a virgin.... mini bar by my side..

honest! It's literally a lean and a bit of a stretch to my right side away.

There's a jar of tempting roasted nuts next to a minature Remy Martin and a bottle of wine. Inside the fridge.. I don't know cos I haven't looked yet...

What should I do CCers?

:unsure:

decisions decisions...

Eat it all - who cares how much it costs?

eat?

:blink:

ahh the innocence of youth

:P

Scoff the lot, you know you want to!

what's all this about eating?

:flirt:

Eatings cheating... ;)

i'd have polished off all the smirnoff minis by now...

I vote second option :D

:wub:

a girl after my own liver

;)

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Lol, when I said scoff the lot I meant empty everything that's there! ;)

Still would have started with the nuts and wine though!

Did you say you're there for three nights? The bill could soar, although is work paying? ;)

these days it's a sad no :(

In days gone by, we could claim everything ;) I remember helping empty many a mini-bar - we used to empty them and go to someone's room to have a party..

Keith Moon eat your heart out :lol:

:whistle:

I've ravaged the Remy, although the nuts are trembling nervously ;)

oh it's really a mini bar,
i thought the mini bar was a euphemism for something more -it thought well this i juicy......are we really taking mini bar here, is lex a woman?

a mars bar?

Helllo Marianne :flirt:

Umm, am I a woman?

Hmmmm.....

If I am then there's been a terrible mistake somewhere :blink:

Ah sorry Lex, i get everyone's sex wrong on here, It's a something of a trend- i'm starting to worry about my own, anyway the last line in 'Some like it hot' seems somewhat pertinent 'nobodies perfect'.
So are we talking mini bar here or are we talking euphemistically? you're not really posing some philosophical musing on whether to have an overpriced bag peanuts are you?

I think Lex is on the piss , nothing more complicated !! :P :cheers:

no probs matey :hug:

Yep it really is a mini bar, although now minus one bottle of Remy and the Gorbachow Vodka is seriously under threat now...

:cheers:

I see, so were being invited to participate in a rather expensive piss up with Lex, i say go for it, you'll probably regret it tomorrow, but a life without regrets aint worth living :P

I reckon so,
i've had a few myself this evening, could do with a few more to be honest!

:o

makes a few posts on the poster above you and thinks he's Eva Petularengo...

:P

Actually....

*crosses Big Eva's palm with silver*

about this lottery on Saturday....

;)

*thanks Trisco Enterprises Inc loan*

*opens sparkling new trolley*

Janx for all :ok:

:cheers:

Where are your manners, Lex? The least you could have done is offer Miss S your nuts.

dont sleep with the virgin, ive tried it and something a bit more mature satisfies a whole lot more :)

my mind wasn't working on that level last week Nick ;)

I made sure it (virgin mini bar) had been well and truly ravaged by the time I slept :yep: