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Title: Why shouldn't you date a Tennis player?


Ace - May 23, 2008 11:28 PM (GMT)
Because love means nothing to them.

liam_valid - May 28, 2008 02:26 PM (GMT)
because they whack your balls

liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:25 PM (GMT)
oh i just realised it was a joke!!!

trisco - May 28, 2008 03:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 28 2008, 04:25 PM)
oh i just realised it was a joke!!!

:lmaao:

Lex - May 28, 2008 03:36 PM (GMT)
could be the start of a great thread though

:whistle:

liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:40 PM (GMT)
I thought Ace had been dumped by a tennis player, so my reply was to lighten the mood!!! your right though Lex :nice:

liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:41 PM (GMT)
well you shouldnt date Sharapova unless you live in a detached. and dont date Serena if you live near a Wendys, you will be broke in no time

barrystar - May 28, 2008 04:36 PM (GMT)
Because my wife would kill me

BIG-TODGER - May 28, 2008 10:26 PM (GMT)
well 50% are the wrong sex, 30% aren't that attractive, 10% are too tall, 13% are too thick, 4% are lesbian, 3% are homicidal maniacs (ok if they're not in the killing phase i guess)
But apart from that, i'm game!

BIG-TODGER - May 28, 2008 10:33 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 28 2008, 09:41 AM)
well you shouldnt date Sharapova unless you live in a detached. and dont date Serena if you live near a Wendys, you will be broke in no time

roflmao

liam_valid - May 28, 2008 11:29 PM (GMT)
only date Nadal if you own a knicker stall down the market. and never date Murray. ever

Lex - May 29, 2008 01:12 AM (GMT)
never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...

:party:

liam_valid - May 29, 2008 11:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lex @ May 29 2008, 02:12 AM)
never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...

:party:

sorry Lex, if i was offered that particular 3some my perforated eadrums would be the last thing on my mind :idhitit: :idhitit: :tongue: :tongue:

Lex - May 29, 2008 11:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 29 2008, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE (Lex @ May 29 2008, 02:12 AM)
never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...

:party:

sorry Lex, if i was offered that particular 3some my perforated eadrums would be the last thing on my mind :idhitit: :idhitit: :tongue: :tongue:

:lmaao: :lmaao:


Big Al - June 2, 2008 09:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ace @ May 24 2008, 12:28 AM)
Because love means nothing to them.

And they always try to take advantage :P

Tenez - June 2, 2008 09:32 PM (GMT)
they are always trying to make a point!

Dinky Jo - June 2, 2008 09:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (BIG-TODGER @ May 28 2008, 11:26 PM)
3% are homicidal maniacs

i'm very very intrigued by this 3% ......do you think i should be worried about that? :unsure:

Nick Havoc - June 2, 2008 09:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Tenez @ Jun 2 2008, 03:32 PM)
they are always trying to make a point!

Agreed. Particularly if you happen to have more than one fault, they'll make a point of it.

Nick Havoc - June 2, 2008 09:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Jun 2 2008, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (BIG-TODGER @ May 28 2008, 11:26 PM)
3% are homicidal maniacs

i'm very very intrigued by this 3% ......do you think i should be worried about that? :unsure:

Naww. Don't worry about it. Just avoid the shirtless Russians, and you'll be OK.

liam_valid - June 7, 2008 06:40 PM (GMT)
half of them are lezzars

liam_valid - June 13, 2008 04:04 AM (GMT)
do you really want John Lloyd looking over your back yard?

trisco - June 13, 2008 10:47 AM (GMT)
beacause the women have balls in their knickers

MrInvisible - June 13, 2008 12:38 PM (GMT)
Because all of them expect a good service (except Dementieva).

Dark_Necrofear™ - June 13, 2008 12:44 PM (GMT)
They can break your will to love...

Dark_Necrofear™ - June 13, 2008 12:45 PM (GMT)
Because some of them make a "racquet" :P :D

Big Al - June 14, 2008 09:33 PM (GMT)
Because they'll only try their best to score.

Duchess - June 20, 2008 07:51 PM (GMT)
Because you'll be dating their coaches & parents also! :D (ok, not as good as the others!)

Tenez - June 20, 2008 10:32 PM (GMT)
Let's not forget the net that's between you and them.

liam_valid - June 22, 2008 07:52 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (MrInvisible @ Jun 13 2008, 01:38 PM)
Because all of them expect a good service (except Dementieva).

:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao:




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