Title: Why shouldn't you date a Tennis player?
Ace - May 23, 2008 11:28 PM (GMT)
Because love means nothing to them.
liam_valid - May 28, 2008 02:26 PM (GMT)
because they whack your balls
liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:25 PM (GMT)
oh i just realised it was a joke!!!
trisco - May 28, 2008 03:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 28 2008, 04:25 PM) |
| oh i just realised it was a joke!!! |
:lmaao:
Lex - May 28, 2008 03:36 PM (GMT)
could be the start of a great thread though
:whistle:
liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:40 PM (GMT)
I thought Ace had been dumped by a tennis player, so my reply was to lighten the mood!!! your right though Lex :nice:
liam_valid - May 28, 2008 03:41 PM (GMT)
well you shouldnt date Sharapova unless you live in a detached. and dont date Serena if you live near a Wendys, you will be broke in no time
barrystar - May 28, 2008 04:36 PM (GMT)
Because my wife would kill me
BIG-TODGER - May 28, 2008 10:26 PM (GMT)
well 50% are the wrong sex, 30% aren't that attractive, 10% are too tall, 13% are too thick, 4% are lesbian, 3% are homicidal maniacs (ok if they're not in the killing phase i guess)
But apart from that, i'm game!
BIG-TODGER - May 28, 2008 10:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 28 2008, 09:41 AM) |
| well you shouldnt date Sharapova unless you live in a detached. and dont date Serena if you live near a Wendys, you will be broke in no time |
roflmao
liam_valid - May 28, 2008 11:29 PM (GMT)
only date Nadal if you own a knicker stall down the market. and never date Murray. ever
Lex - May 29, 2008 01:12 AM (GMT)
never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...
:party:
liam_valid - May 29, 2008 11:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ May 29 2008, 02:12 AM) |
never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...
:party: |
sorry Lex, if i was offered that particular 3some my perforated eadrums would be the last thing on my mind :idhitit: :idhitit: :tongue: :tongue:
Lex - May 29, 2008 11:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (liam_valid @ May 29 2008, 01:26 PM) |
| QUOTE (Lex @ May 29 2008, 02:12 AM) | never ever have a 3-some with Nadal and Sharapova unless you have a sound-proofed room...
:party: |
sorry Lex, if i was offered that particular 3some my perforated eadrums would be the last thing on my mind :idhitit: :idhitit: :tongue: :tongue:
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:lmaao: :lmaao:
Big Al - June 2, 2008 09:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ace @ May 24 2008, 12:28 AM) |
| Because love means nothing to them. |
And they always try to take advantage :P
Tenez - June 2, 2008 09:32 PM (GMT)
they are always trying to make a point!
Dinky Jo - June 2, 2008 09:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BIG-TODGER @ May 28 2008, 11:26 PM) |
| 3% are homicidal maniacs |
i'm very very intrigued by this 3% ......do you think i should be worried about that? :unsure:
Nick Havoc - June 2, 2008 09:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Tenez @ Jun 2 2008, 03:32 PM) |
| they are always trying to make a point! |
Agreed. Particularly if you happen to have more than one fault, they'll make a point of it.
Nick Havoc - June 2, 2008 09:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Jun 2 2008, 03:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (BIG-TODGER @ May 28 2008, 11:26 PM) | | 3% are homicidal maniacs |
i'm very very intrigued by this 3% ......do you think i should be worried about that? :unsure:
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Naww. Don't worry about it. Just avoid the shirtless Russians, and you'll be OK.
liam_valid - June 7, 2008 06:40 PM (GMT)
liam_valid - June 13, 2008 04:04 AM (GMT)
do you really want John Lloyd looking over your back yard?
trisco - June 13, 2008 10:47 AM (GMT)
beacause the women have balls in their knickers
MrInvisible - June 13, 2008 12:38 PM (GMT)
Because all of them expect a good service (except Dementieva).
Dark_Necrofear™ - June 13, 2008 12:44 PM (GMT)
They can break your will to love...
Dark_Necrofear™ - June 13, 2008 12:45 PM (GMT)
Because some of them make a "racquet" :P :D
Big Al - June 14, 2008 09:33 PM (GMT)
Because they'll only try their best to score.
Duchess - June 20, 2008 07:51 PM (GMT)
Because you'll be dating their coaches & parents also! :D (ok, not as good as the others!)
Tenez - June 20, 2008 10:32 PM (GMT)
Let's not forget the net that's between you and them.
liam_valid - June 22, 2008 07:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (MrInvisible @ Jun 13 2008, 01:38 PM) |
| Because all of them expect a good service (except Dementieva). |
:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao: