Title: Repent all ye sinners
Description: have a chat with God
Lex - April 2, 2008 02:29 PM (GMT)
this reminds me of a prog we used to play with at uni...
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.htmlit's quite funny, the site does recommend a sense of humour...
here's an example
| QUOTE |
Me: howdy big fella
God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: whyso?
God: Where are you located?
Me: on this ethereal plane called earth
God: What is it like on this ethereal plane called earth.
Me: you tell me, you created it
God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I have to process that one for a while. |
:pray: ;)
Dinky Jo - April 2, 2008 02:31 PM (GMT)
that;s hilarious! tell him you don't think he exists :lmaao:
Lex - April 2, 2008 02:41 PM (GMT)
:o
he missed me
...but there is a steaming hole in the floor next to me :P
| QUOTE |
Me:
I don't think you exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
do you think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
so therefore you are
God:
Whoa. Interesting deduction. No I am not. |
Dinky Jo - April 2, 2008 02:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ Apr 2 2008, 03:41 PM) |
:o
he missed me
...but there is a steaming hole in the floor next to me :P
| QUOTE | Me:
I don't think you exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
do you think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
so therefore you are
God:
Whoa. Interesting deduction. No I am not. |
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he asked me what i did believe in......so i said i believe in me......and he asked what i did when people said they didn't believe in me :blink:
gotta say that for God, his grammar is appalling :P
Lex - April 2, 2008 02:52 PM (GMT)
:lmaao:
he was off creating when they taught grammar at god school
Dinky Jo - April 2, 2008 02:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ Apr 2 2008, 03:52 PM) |
:lmaao:
he was off creating when they taught grammar at god school |
you may be insinuating there lex that there is more than one God :o ask him how many gods there are :giggle:
Lex - April 2, 2008 03:03 PM (GMT)
you trying to get me fried Jo?
:P
| QUOTE |
Me:
are you the only god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god.
Me:
how do account for the other ones then?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
talk sense almighty being!
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
you're not very good at it are you!
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
well that's alright then well done you
God:
How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
were you a poor student?
God:
I was.
Me:
I meant not very brainy
God:
Oh I see. Oh I get it. |
Dinky Jo - April 2, 2008 03:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ Apr 2 2008, 04:03 PM) |
you trying to get me fried Jo?
:P
| QUOTE | Me:
are you the only god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god.
Me:
how do account for the other ones then?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
talk sense almighty being!
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
you're not very good at it are you!
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
well that's alright then well done you
God:
How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
were you a poor student?
God:
I was.
Me:
I meant not very brainy
God:
Oh I see. Oh I get it. |
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:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao: