Will Roger sign a lemon?

:blink:

Apparently so, he might have taken that the wrong way though :unsure:

I was thinking that - not sure how I'd feel if someone handed me a lemon after losing to someone I was 'supposed' to be able to beat :yikes:

I love the teenage fans: 'I gave him a high fiiiiiiiive' :D

Well he refused to sign my turnip.......

bloody favouritism :lol:

He must really hate you because he signed my bum cheeks, even though they were covered in spreadable dairy lea. :ok: :ok: That Federer is such a cheap bimbo he'll do anything if he thinks it'll help him get a tournament win at the moment.

:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao:

He's very elitist when it comes to vegetable signing dl. :angry: He refused to sign my raddishes, but when some poncy git started waving purple asparagus at him he was all over ti like a rash :lol:

Well you know what they say about a man who likes purple :whistle: roflmao

















Can someone tell me, i forgot :lol:

I think the lemon signing incident was actually from before Roger's loss.

:D

Yeah, well he's even mor eparticular than that dl, my radishes were purplish but not the right shade according to that vegetable fascist. He even pooh-poohed my aubergine! :lol:

:unsure:

why were your bum cheeks covered in...

actually, you know what? its probably best I dont ask that question!

perhaps he sat on his sandwich whilst changing his trousers....

:unsure:

as you do ;)

DairyLea? Roger doesn't have very good taste in cheese considering his vegetable snobbery! :lol:

Roger has a thing for cheesy bums and this was my chance to impress him. :yep: :yep:

so how far fo you have to spread 'em before you can put spread on 'em?

:hmm: *wonders if he should have shown similar restraint to Pebs*

Pebs only has eyes for Lleyton's cheesey buns :yep: :yep:

But where did you put the biscuits?

;)

for god's sake don't mention Marmite...

:sicky:

OK, I'll mention Veggiemite instead :D

Well i told him to sign my grapes and somehow he thought i wasnt being serious :o roflmao

:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao:

Ungrateful bugger, grapes go well with cheese! No taste :D