Since we are always into baked goods when it comes to tennis results,I thought it would be inetersting to see who holds the worst bagel count in their Centre Court History in terms of their posts :D Please guys,be sports and give us your embarassing bagel count in the history on the board.

I have had 8 bagels on this forum since I have joined.That means I have 8 posts with no replies.

Come on guys lets see your bagels.

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Since Everyone is so scared to do their bagel count Im going to try and do it for the more regular people on the board. It will be interesting to see who racked up the most bagels here.
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The results are in guys. I may have slipped up here or there so its a +- but its very accurate. :D

Dinky_Jo = 74
Trisco = 63
Gav = 22
Liam =19
Dark_Necrofear = 9
MJT = 7
SuperBrat = 5
SW19 = 5
Lex = 4
Petalp =4
Wise Analyst = 2
Tennisveritas =2
The Dav = 2
Tenez = 2
LDF = 1
Big Al =0
Dl04 = 0
Pebs = 0

Well we can see head bageller is none other than Dinky_Jo.Becareful love too many bagels and you may have to double that gym time :P Pebs,dont smile away there you have one breadstick in your kitty but you are better known as a replier as is Lex. :P

Just a teasing post guys,no offence to anyone :P

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how do you know how many people have got?

When you search a posters name,below it is a feature that says find all post by this member.Its quite a nifty tool to find all old posts that anyone has posted.Then you see the zero replies and that counts as a bagel post :P

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I think the Admin Staff should organise awards for the bagels. :P

goodness - mine's high. I guess i shall have to stop posting things like the rankings and information about tournaments to ensure it doesn't get any higher..... :rolleyes:

What's mine? How do I find out? :P Cool thread

Mine must be high because I simply conclude the thread by making everyone understand I am right :D :ok:

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Damn...you were not supposed to reply as I had just concluded the thread by being right!!!! :o :o

yes, but i'm completely unsure what on earth you are talking about...... :blink:

Bagel Count?...unreplied posts?....sausages?

ah, i see what you mean - you mean you start a thread with such irrefutable logic that no one can think of a reply, therefore you get no reply to your threads....

I understand now :doh:

I don't think the bagel count is just about thread starting posts but posts in general isn't it??? Or am I wrong DN? :huh:

i thought it was just threads with no replies.......'cos DN said this was how you found them:

No he means just zero replies to posts, whether thread starters or not. To be honest I rarely start threads, so doubt I could be on 22. I just kill threads.... :yup:

eeerm.....but the only way to find that out would be to go through every single thread on the board and see who the last person to post was...... :unsure:

actually, when you were a mod you started lots of rankings threads which never got replies. I've just checked and you have indeed started 22 threads (pretty much all rankings) which did not get any replies...... :shrug:

Unless you use the search the DN is talking about. And I have no idea how he did that because on the Search button it opens up google for me?!?!??! :hmm:

That's most logical of you Dinky! And perhaps for the same reason you have a high amount of posts!

I was wrong....but still how the hell is DN finding that search facility? I must be blind because I cannot see the search function he is using... :hmm:

no, you click on a person's name to bring up their profile,. Then click "find all topics by this member" and it shows you all the topics that person started (not all the posts they've made)

EDIT: don't click on "my controls" to try and get there for yourself, it doesn't work. Click on your own name.....

see above......

Ahh I see. Thanks :ok:

no worries! :ok: If you have a look at mine you'll see that most of mine come from doing my job as a mod/admin and putting up rankings, results, order of play etc etc. same with trisco, same with you :shrug:

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No need to get touchy Jo its just a joke thread :kiss2: But yeah you are the bagel Queen.Its interesting though whilst going through the threads you can actually see who starts nonsense most of the time regardless of how high/low their bagel count is.

But its funny.I got the idea from a post that SerenaW19 started last year and when I was away for like 3 weeks and came back it still had 0 replies and I teased SerenaW19 bout it and he privated me telling me I better reply coz he was interested in my views.I didnt. :P It was a crappy thread. :P

Gav and Pebs And Lex are more repliers than anything else.Its you and myself and SB and Liam who like starting debate.

Federer-Williams = 4

Though you have a thread called Great book which had 119 views and no replies. :blink:

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I ain't scared of counting the number of bagels I've got, it's just that I'm too embarrassed to be reminded of some of my very ridiculous topics :(

Its all about the fun of it. :P Its hilarious looking at the posts that got no replies.The topics are hilarious but some are quite serious. :P

:lol:

Just like me! :D

How do you really know what posts got no replies, cos during a thread there are so many, and soem get ignored but the thread still goeson. The ones that tend to get ignored are mine, so I just keep askign the same question over again, increasign ym bagel count! :lol:

no, that's not what he means. what he means is threads that have got no replies, not posts......

Lol now it has 122 views...the book is good though so all go buy it.

Perhaps someone should release a book called "Posting Ugly" just to compliment this thread and yours :P

The ones that have zero replies are the ones that are ignored SB :P

Then next thing you will have that poster coaching Andy Murray. :P

You two are timeless, but then again you end the post with your own post which can only be concluded as dead right pointless. :P

Oh right!

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Then we get a thread called or book called How to get a Zero Response! ;)

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