So, the night is finally here......i get to dress up in a very inappropriate dress and give out the Yearbook awards :yahoo:

I'll start these later on, but if anyone would like to have a pre-show drink, and help me choose a very inappropriate dress, then please do B)

oooh.....sexy - i like it :devil:

right, this will get underway very soon.......

....once i've had a glass or two of champagne and changed in to my glamourous and very sexy outfit

B)

im working at 6 , but will try and sneak in to the award ceremony via my cheeky laptop hidden in the cellar ;)

Oh is it tonite? I missed the announcement :blush:

Sure I'll be around to jeer and heckle. :D I'll be in my dressing gown though cs I'm chilling out.

yep - i'm just working my way through the champagne and nibbles then i will be ready to go.....a drunk host is always the best host B)

:( Not gonna be here for it.. being dragged for the pub to watch the footy... might try and sneak away before it starts though as it is just a friendly...

Hope the awards are plentiful and deserved for people and cheers DJ for doing this :D :hug:

well if nothing else, sneak back and be drunk and disorderly :P

thats probably a given :P :lol:

right, now i'm suitably drunk I shall make a start with a couple of player awards......just to warm up the crowds :P

Gotta dash now.. will make sure am back later.
DJ drunk already :o :o
Good on ya! :D

Ha fun and catch later folks... :wave:

Ok, so first up

PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO RETIRE IN THE NEXT YEAR

Lots of interesting choices here:

Mark Philapoussis
Hewitt
Bjorkman
Pierce
Mauresmo
Bogdanovic
Myskina
Dementiava
Moya

But two players just edged ahead - so in second place please give it up for, The Wizard himself:



And in first place, well, this was a bit of a shock. Although she's just made a superb comeback, most people appeared to think that Jagger's mummy would be most likely to retire:

You don't say :lol:

Anyway I am having a Budvar, so I will be drunk and very disorderly soon.

will we notice the difference??? :P

Interesting! I thought of her but surely she wouldn't come back and go again? You never now! :D

Can't remember who I voted for now, I know I mentioned Santoro, Scud and Myskina but no idea who I picked!

Probably not :lol:

C'mon Wizard and Leachy collect your bloody awards you ungrateful pair of &*&**$£"! :lol:

These players, such divas!

Another player award:

PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A SINGER

A number of fairly interesting choices for this one - although I'm not entirely sure if some weren't chosen for looks alone ;)

Jankovic
Blake
Golovin
Serena
Rafa
Spadea

Honourable mentions to Jankovic and Golovin for coming joint third - maybe they should do a duet?

In second place we have a woman who obviously has a fantastic set of lungs on her, although I'm not entirely convinced that she can sing - we have the lovely, shrieking SHARAPOVA!

In first place, we have a man who we all know is a great impersonator, but singer???? DJOKOVIC

And if to prove we got our choices right, here's proof that the two of them just love to sing:

they look arseholed in that pic :cheers:

Ok, first poster award will be:

POSTER MOST LIKELY TO TAKE OVER THE ATP


Just a reminder of the nominees:

Tenez
Petalp
MJT
Barrystar
Big Todger

I suspect they probably are.........

i'm sure they'll be here to pick up their awards once they've finished....um....singing with each other :unsure:

right, our winner for this category:

well, i expected this to be close, thought it might be a hard-fought category....but not at all. One person ran away with it.....maybe it's his great ideas about the future of tennis, maybe it's his dislike of Mr Mickey Mouse or maybe it's simply because he's French :P

Etienne de Villiers looked slightly worried when told who had won:



But the French players looked remarkably pleased by the news......





It is of course, our very own:

TENEZ

Right, next award is the much coverted "Funky Chicken" award B)

PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN

The nominees:

Buttons
Gav
Dark Necrofear
Dl04
The Dav

The winner of this shall forever be known as CC's Official Funky Chicken......

I'M on my shitty mobile at the mo. i can read but not post very well. if this goes through IL'L BE amazed. well done VENEZ. Expect you to be makin some to the ATP changes soon! Gonna sign off as bad mobile.

The winner of the coverted Funky Chicken Award - well, this poster won it by a mile.....no one else even got close. They got more votes than everyone else put together - this poster is, most definitely, without a doubt the CC FUNKY CHICKEN:








When we told our Funky Chicken's favourite player about this prestigious award, this was his response:






It is, of course, Mr Funky Chicken himself -


GAV

Next up is:

POSTER MOST LIKELY TO BE A TOP TENNIS PLAYER IN DISGUISE

Petalp
QJ
Miss Sospanfach
Saraless
Buttercup

Ok, well it would appear that one person among us is not as they seem. One person has got us fooled. One person is really spending their time out on the tour, rubbing shoulders with those stars of the ATP and WTA stars.....










that person is:

MISS SOSPANFACH!!!









but which player is she??? well, has she got us fooled about her gender as well??? is she really, this man:

Way to go Tenez :clap: :clap: :clap: Excellent taste in tennis players you have, so when you tak eover I am confident you won't hire Paolo de la Rubisha, John Moonballer and Bashtheballovic :lol:

Hiro arrives at the Awards' ceremony

ok, next up is another player award:

PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO GET INJURED IN THE NEXT YEAR

Some interesting choices here:

Tommy Haas
Murray
Jankovic
Sharpy
Venus

but, the runner-up is that person who is always injured, in fact, that person appears to have a dental injury right at the moment - it is of course SERENA WILLIAMS:





But, the one who beat the lovely Sourena.....ooops...Serena, Choka's got me doing it now :P The man who managed to beat Ms Williams, is someone who almost always seems to be injured, but keeps going.......always something I like in a man ;)

the winner is:

Who is that?

Leave Tsonga out of Davis Cup please, he needs to save his energy for me :)

Rafael Nadal...... :P

:tsk: :tsk: :kpow: :kpow:

Well done Gav :lol:

Can I have some fo Boris's pint? I'll have Boris as well while I am at ait.

So that's what Nadal looks like...I always only get to see his stuck-out arsder :angry:

:blush:

lucky you, i wouldnt be complaining :tongue:

your too nice, dont be letting that choika lead you astray :ban: