Right, the panel of judges have made their decisions on who should be nominated for each award! If you have any objections to your name being on the list below please PM me and I will remove it. To vote please PM me your choices for each category - PLEASE NOTE: you do not have to vote for every category.

Disclaimer: this is all just a bit of fun.....please do not be offended if you name is/is not up for a certain category :)

Poster most likely to become a TV tennis pundit
Greasepipe
Laurie
Dark necrofear
Tennis Veritas
GS2
Brakkus

Poster most likely to take over the ATP
Tenez
Petalp
MJT
Barrystar
Big Todger

Poster most likely to dance to the funky chicken
Buttons
Gav
Dark Necrofear
Dl04
The Dav

Poster most likely to marry Federer
Wise Analyst
Chetanpv
Scolios
Tennis Veritas
Big Al

poster most likely to appear in Big Brother
Lex
Mo
Superbrat
Wimbledon Ace
Scotsguy

poster most likely to streak at Wimbledon
Trisco
Miss Suzi
Styeffo
Buttons
Liam Valid

poster most likely to get arrested for stalking a tennis player
Dinky Jo
QJ
Wimbledon Ace
Heninator
Russiafan

Poster most likely to come up with a new language when drunk
Pebs
Wise Analyst
Trisco
Liam Valid
Superbrat

Poster most likely to become an actor/actress
Tim Madigan
Harry Potter
The Dav
Miss Suzi
LDF

Poster most likely to save the planet from global warming
Big Todger
Barrystar
Mr Invisible
Nick havoc

Poster most likely to be a top tennis player in disguise
Petalp
QJ
Miss Sospanfach
Saraless
Buttercup

Poster most likely to hold the weapons of mass destruction in their garden shed, but don't tell Hans Blix
Harry Potter
Oblivion
Chokapova
Dl04
Lex

You also need to vote for players in the following categories. There are no nominations so pick whoever you like:

Player most likely to retire in the next year
Player most likely to get injured in the next year
Player most likely to appear in Sesame street
Player most likely to become an actor/actress
Player most likely to become a singer
Player most likely to become the leader of their country


I'm not sure when the awards will be given out - possibly some time in the New Year, just before the AO. So you have plenty of time to vote ;)

2 nods for me :yahoo:

However, I don't quite understand the nuclear weapon nod :blink:

Funky chicken, nuclear weapons- i'll take it roflmao

fingers crossed for the Funky chicken award though :pray:

oh yeah, feel free to use this thread to launch a miramax stylee campaign for why you should win your award...... :ok:

and you can vote for yourself if you really want ;)2

:lmaao:

you have hot competition there dl - you better demonstrate your moves over the next couple of weeks ;)

Stalker?! Who exactly would I be a stalker of??

At least with DJ and QJ in the catergory I wont win the title ;)

:dancer1: :dancer1:

?

Have sent my votes in.

And I'm loving my nominations! Very appropriate :ok:

anybody Russian????? :P

BTW DJ, I meant "player nods" not "play nods" (referring to the PM)...

yeah, np - i worked that out :P

Im a bit disappointed I never got nominated for the funky chicken award :P

:hmm:

oooo, thats certainly a contender - putting dl to shame at the mo...

problem?

:giggle:

i think the phrase "thin line between love and hate" springs to mind....

...i note no objections to the making up new languages when drunk nomination though Wise?

You may have to prove yourself worth after Liam's most impressive bid for the title this morning :P

Not just yet... talk to me when the results are out. :P

ha - you'll be gutted if TV beats you to the award :P

Triscos a strong contender too!

yeah, that'll be a tightly fought category i expect. I'm sure in the run-up to xmas the nominees will be out in force hoping to claim it :)

Just so long as everyone knows I'm forever situated firmly on one side of that line. ;)2

And no, I can't really complain about my nomination for the other award... there's a little matter of my previous posts ruining any claims of innocence there. Must say I'm facing incredibly stiff competition for that award though. :blink:

I dread to think what TV's reaction would be if the opposite happened. :blink:

:argh:

I think its between you and Chet personally...

:blink:

*ponders if should post on Thursday after works xmas do....*

depends on whether you want to win or not :P

but dahhhlings! I'm an ACTORRRRRRR

B)

:unsure:

I think I'll let the others battle it out...

you make sure you are around Thursday to tell me to stop posting!

does this mean I have to start wearing a beret and grow a moustache?

The most hotly-contested categories have to be:

- The person most likely to come up with a new language when drunk.. some serious competition there..!

- The person most likely to marry Federer.. could really be any of those nominated.. :)

i think the "funky chicken" award could be quite a close battle...... :ok:

i should really find the evidence for the "drunken posts" category and put it up in another thread :devil:

:blink:

I dont think you should...

Ah, not so fast, Herr Arslexander, thou willt have to slayeth me first!

Prepare to meet thy fate, thou rank clay-brained flap-dragon! Thou saucy hedge-born coxcomb! Thou puny rude-growing codpiece!

:D

Haha I chose those categories B)

I now deserve the "most modest poster award".

been playing with the Facebook Shakesperian insult generator there Hiro?

:P

Nay, Dr. Pangloss' Shakespeare insulter ;)

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

I've always loved that site...And Candid's Pangloss :P

Just to let you know, the nominations deadline is the 6th January! Please PM me your votes asap!

Another reminder - if you haven't yet voted, please do so as soon as possible!

i'm a voting... in the morning.