As we're getting closer and closer to Christmas (note Trisco's lovely new background for the site :ok: ) what would you buy for the top tennis players for xmas? (you can pick for retired players too if you wish :) )

I'll start with:

Andy Murray - a pair of scissors!!! ;)

Hmm Federer I get a goat cheese ;) .

Nah really I'd get him some Norwegian chocolate and a French Open trophy replica.

I'd get Goran a lovely Pebbles shaped parcel... now, how would I make one of those? :hmm:

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No, he won'tlike that. What he realyl wants is SB nake dinside a giant Christmas cracker! :D

Rafael Nadal - an automatic bum scratcher or alternatively baggy trousers. :ok:

Djokovic - a karaoke machine and a 1m record contract to do a cover fo I Will Survive and beat X Factor to number 1. Plus a night out with trisco of course :D

Jonas Bjorkman - a hug form me then the poor guy won't have to keep hugging himself in public. Poor man ;)

Tim Henman - a Knighthood and the recognition he deserves; or a new body and serve so as he can come back and win Wimby. :D I'd like to offer him a place in the Davis Cup Team if he'd have it. And of course he should have Mo round for the afternoon, they have made serious eye contact after all :D

I'll follow this pattern with my gift to Ana, only with myself inside the package, not you two of course...

Although, then again... :hmm:

Elsewhere, I'd get Davydenko a bodyguard, Blake an inhaler, Nalbandian an especially large Xmas cake, Federer a visit from Trinny and Susannah and Hingis some of Colombia's finest (and no I'm not referring to myself B)2 ).

roflmao

If Hingis doesn't want it .......I'll take it off ya ;) :D

I'd get Justine more energy so that she can win RG, Eastbourne and WImbledon in the same year B) :yahoo: :yahoo:

:lol: So you will get Martina a coffee?

How could I forget you and Ana! I will stay out of your package and leave you in peace. :D

I'll second that :ok: :ok: :ok:

I think Justine deserves better health and energy and I would also give her a decent bloke - although she is probably better off without one, and the recognition she deserves for havign achieved so much that goes unrecognised becasue she doesn't have the looks and personality apparently! :rolleyes:

And I would give Amelie goood health and a nice bottel of vintage wine and a pack of cards with Winbledon colours :D

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i'll get marat a very special xmas cake, with something Dinky inside it :blush:

I trust he wouldn't need a chainsaw to get into it hun ;)

Ditto here Justine with more energy and a lot more recognition ;)

I got Rafa some mr. muscle. I hate going round his house and seeing all that dust in his bedroom, but he aint got much time to clean bless him

Well great idea! Maybe he can spray some down his ass crack to clean then :lol:

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