Bit of fun guys and gals and I am afraid there are no prizes for any winner........ :o



Captions anyone?...... :ok:

is it me, or does Sampras' expression really look like he is saying 'get f*cked!' ? :unsure:

Sampras is not impressed by Federer's robot dance

I should never have said to be considered the GOAT you had to reach an RG final...friends?

So, £10 on that I destroy your record this year...?

Sampras was wondering if it was just Federers posture, or whether the young genius was getting a touch of the 'Nalbandian' around the stomach...? (joke!!)

Rog reminded Pete that although he knew this pretend friendship was odious, he should just be grateful he wasn't shaking Rafa's hand. We all know where that hand has been....


Sampras wasn't falling for that pretend handshake joke in front of the cameras again...

Rog tried to make eye contact, but was inextricably drawn to the balding head of the former champ...

Roger tries out his pose for the C&A catalogue.......

Pete: yeah yeah yeah - I used to wear tight shirts when I was your age too

:halo: Just shake his hand, Pete.

:devil: No, punch him in the gut!

:halo: You're a gentleman, and he's a fellow champion. Shake his hand.

:devil: You're the greatest, and he's a pretender in a weak era. Punch him.

'My, my .How Id love to break that arm in 15 places '

Sampras: I just met Mirka, I know where that hand has been...

roflmao

"Pete, stop doing the Timewarp...wouldn't you like to dance with me instead??"


Pete is slow on the uptake on playing 'Paper, Scissors, Stone' with Roger..

Pete started to get a sinking feeling about his match prospects when he realised he'd left his thumbs back in the States...

Federer - "Honestly Pete - being retired is no reason not to dress stylishly. Here, I've got a second hand blazer you can try..."

:lmaao:

Fed: Its alright, go on... you can touch the hand of GOAT, just this once...

:lmaao: :lmaao:

This one really appeals to my sense of humour!!!

hehe :D

leave my submarine alone

Look Rog, for the millionth time, that's not the right way to show people your spout

I'm sure it's a very effective dog's head at the cinema Rog...

take my hand bitch!

Federer: "Now tell me the truth......Wise Analyst....it's you, isn't it?"

Sampras: "No I don't know who Lion_imperial is" :doh:

:lmaao: :lmaao:

Fed: "Still I did not believe you, you are Lion & Wise &..."

Pete: "You are telling me to shake your hand when I told you before I want your racquet...You, young moonball defensive..Ops.. :doh: :doh: I am Lion" :peek:

roflmao

Very funny Teneze roflmao

:lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao: :lmaao:

Only you, only you could come up with that! roflmao

Excellent!!!

Pete: No way man, I heard ya in the men's toilets !

Thanks Gav! :D

i thought it might have been too naughty for CC! :giggle:

Roger : 'Dont embarrass me by winning a set, and you can have Mirka for a night. Deal? '

roflmao

:D

:D

roflmao roflmao roflmao

Pete:

You might have 12 GS but you sure don't have 12 inches.

'Sorry Roger, Id love to be your coach but....'

is there such a thing??? :unsure:

:hmm:

Nope!

:rolleyes: ..I'm sure he washes his hands afterwards.....wouldn't he...?!... :unsure:...maybe with some designer RF cosmetics handwash..

"Not only does he show me up with his nice shirt,and his flowing locks,but his even hands are not hairy.I must get the number of his manicurist."

Federer: so it's agreed then. I'll 'let' you win the third match... :rolleyes: :bs:

roflmao

Wrong Chokapova.

Sampras: "Ok...I'll let you win the first two but then I'll play my full potential in the third"

Fed: "Thanks you are too kind. Deal done!"

Fed: c'mon, shake on it, you know you want to make the posters of CC practially explode over you winning one match - lets do it - it'll be fun!