Ladies and gents,

As you will have noticed it is coming to the end of another year, and we will soon start getting withdrawal symptoms from severe lack of tennis :yikes: So, to try and keep you amused over those cold and slightly boring winter months, CC admin have decided to try to have some sort of Yearbook awards thingy.

Being CC admin, we actually don't have much of a clue *precisely* how it's going to work as of yet, but as per usual, we'll make it up as we go along!!! :D But, the bits we do know go something like this:

Instead of having "best poster" type categories we want to have categories similar to American Yearbook categories. So things like:

Poster most likely to become a TV tennis pundit
Poster most likely to get married in the next year
Poster most likely to take over the ATP

Player most likely to retire in the next year
Player most likely to get injured in the next year

However, we want you guys to come up with the categories (seriously, it's taken us weeks to come up with those - we need the help!!!). So, if you have any ideas for categories for both players and posters please post them in this thread. :ok:

We will then choose 10 of the best categories for each and move on to nominations and voting for winners

Please try not to make the categories too specific so that only one poster/player could ever win them! you'll have a chance a bit later on to come up with much more specific ones! But otherwise anything goes!!!

So please, let your imagination run away with you and come up with some good, amusing categories - and have fun with thinking about it!!!

DISCLAIMER: This is all meant to be a bit of fun, please keep that in mind when coming up with categories! If you have any questions, either post them in here or PM me and I'll make some attempt to answer them!

Poster most likely to be controversial
Poster most likely to dance to the funky chicken
Poster most likely to meet Federer
Poster most likely to marry Federer
Poster most likely to marry Safin ;) (oops that's a bit too specific)

Poster most likely to start WW3
Poster most likely to wind up in jail
Poster most likely to get their kit off in public
Poster most likely to win to X Factor

Poster most likely to seduce Goran, get him to leave his gf and come and live in London ..... hint hint! ;)

Poster most likely to wear Goran out before Sb gets in ther ... hmm who coudl that be? :rolleyes: Pebs.... :D

Just joking, ignore htese.

um... poster most likely to appear in Big Brother

poster most likely to streak at Wimbledon

poster most likely to get arrested for stalking a tennis player

poster most likely to do the poster grand slam

:giggle:

I like these ones!

Great idea...Have to think of topics.
Will it be a publication like the Centre Court Mag r will it be a post? :shrug:

The plan is to do something similar to the POSCARS last year and have some sorts of award ceremony-type thing in about a month's time I guess :shrug:

Ok.I have never really seen or been a part of the Poscars so it will be interesting! ;)

It'll be a ceremony which someone from admin will host, and hand out awards to the winners in the categories. That's about as much as i can tell you at the moment.

However, this is all based on us getting enough interest in it all, and getting some good categories. :ok:

You can even wear that dress we fitted you up in the other day too... ;)

You went to the slumber party Gav not me.Must be the concussion still talking :rolleyes:

Poster most likely to come up with a new language when drunk

Poster most likely to perform CPR on Radek Stepanek
Poster most likely to send a diary entry everyday to his/her favourite tennis player
Poster most likely to become an actor/actress
Poster most likely to become a writer
Poster most likely to become famous

Player most likely to appear in Sesame street
Player most likely to become an actor/actress
Player most likely to become a singer
Player most likely to invent a cure to AIDS
Player most likely to become the leader of their country

those are really good ones HP :ok:

Poster most likely to be a celebrity in disguise
Poster most likely to be a top tennis player in disguise
Poster who most deserves the Sad Git award (not necessarily old ;) )
Most articulate poster
Most objective poster

Poster most likely to cry in an acceptance speech
Poster most likely to shave off all their body hair
Poster most likely to own up after farting in a crowded lift
Poster least likely to own up after farting in a crowded lift
Poster most likely to out person who farted in the lift :D

Poster most likely to save the planet from global warming
Poster most likely to posess magical powers
Poster most likely to win the Nobel Peace Prize
Poster most likely to be the best equipped to shake up the LTA
Poster most likely to be the next British No1 ;)
Poster most likely to run down Oxford street on a Saturday afternoon virtually naked, with a daffodill up their bottom denouncing capitalism outside all the big shops..... ;) just joking
Poster most likely to stage a protest in the Houses of Parliament
Poster most likely to end up presentign their won Tv show

i'm loving yours SB - but the Oxford street, daffodil one, isn't that a bit specific to Gav??? :unsure:

could do with some players one if anyone can think of any?

How dare you?!?!?!?





I prefer to use a rose.

Yeah Gav did it, but he had a tulip somehwere as well! :D

Glad you like them, i thought they were nto so hot mysefl! It's hard thinking them up. I figure if I just keep blurting them out some will be suitable. :unsure:

I forgot abotu the players. Is that 'player most likley to ...." etc? And can they be funny ro serious?

with the players they can be both :ok:

Ok then, player most likely to run down Oxford Street .... roflmao

Painful! Careful where you stick it! :lol:

:lmaao:

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Best new poster
Poster with best signature/avatar/picture
Poster with best English (for the non-native English speakers)
Poster with best usage of smilies
Poster with most over-the-top usage of smilies

Poster with the raciest private life
Poster most likely to be an ATP locker room groupie
Poster with best tennis-related claim to fame

How do we know whether a poster is native or not? Do we have to claim it? :huh:

We have to take their good word for it Hiro.
Honesty is a fantastic trait....

*gulps*

*nervous laguhter* oh oh yes, of course it is. *nervous laughter* After all, dishonesty does corrupt the well-going of our world, doesn't it? *nervous laughter*

*wipes off sweat*

I come from the planet Ork. So should win it by a mile. :whistle:

Will I get the Sad Git? :D

:lmaao:

Poster most likely to meet the full definition of arsder. :lol:

we'll pick about 10 of the best categories to vote for - so some of these might not be used

we'll give you honorary sad git if you like SB??? :P

Poster most likely to shop at Ann Summers (with a well used account) to the extent that there was a shortage of vibrators in June 2007

Poster most likely to hold the weapons of mass destruction in their garden shed, but don't tell Hans Blix - sorry that might not be politically correct :D

Best poster to have a song written about them that will make number one in the charts and become a classic

Poster most likely to write the above song....

Poster most likely to cop iff with a famous tenis player, and the name of the tennis player ......

Poster most likely to have their autobiography become a best seller, and the title of it

Whay nto if the cap fits! :lmaao:

Btw feel free to accept and reject whtever you like, i'm just churning them out to see what people want.

they're great SB :ok: i may end up picking more than 10...... :unsure:

Why not? It's a Yearbook so go for it. The more the merrier. If you want a hand let me know.

No way, you're my beer drinking buddy :cheers: What could be sad about that ;)

:D Absolutely! Cheers :cheers:

Poster (s) most likely to drink a brewery dry? :D