What are your fave quotes from the movies? I love:

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" from dirty dancing
"ooh the little Dutch boy never did it like that" from Carry On Abroad

but my fave is "get away from her you BITCH" from Aliens. Sigourney Weaver kicks ass :bow: :bow:

One oF my favourites is from Sex And The City

Samantha " I will not be judged by you or society and I will blow whomever wherever as long as I can Kneel and Breath"

LOL

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I love this exchange in 'Predator'

Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
[Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff]
Poncho: You got time to duck?

Bring It On

"Big Red has no feelings, just testicles! She puts the itch in Bitch, she puts the Whore in Horibble".

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Power rangers movie: roflmao

Ivan Ooze on meeting the rangers: "HA! WOO! Where's ma autograph book?"

"I beg you, walk away"

"you call that begging? you can beg better than that"

Gogo and Beatix in Kill Bill

Bring It On

"Lets not Put the Duh in Dumb, this isnt about cheating, its about winning,all those in favour of winning"

Cheerleaders are rippers, they so dumb!

I have that movie on my Ipod! :D

When I saw this I thought of the Dirty Dancign one! It's one fo the worst. corniest and most hilarious of all time! :clap:

Not best quotes, but funny! When you get people like Arnie and John Claude Van Damme who are terrible actors and they deliver ti all wrong.

I like Arnie in Terminator where he is lying on a bed in a dodgy B&B or something, and some guys knocks on th edoor. He does nto knwo what to say cos he's a robot and his computerised brain flashes up a selection fo responses that we can see on screen - then he picks one and replies "F*ck you asshole!" In that accent gets me eveyrtime. roflmao

My favourite movie quote of all time comes from George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service".

He was replacing Sean Connery as James Bond and during the usual pre-credit fight/escape scene he actually doesn't get the girl, which Bond had tradionally done. He saves the girl, but she speeds off in her car.... he turns, not quite to the camera but dangerously close, after he remarks to himself (and to us): “This never happened to the other fellow.” ... and then the theme to the film starts.... classic.

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - 'To have or have not'
Classic with sizzling screen chemistry. :bow: :clap:

The script of 'A Beautiful mind' is very witty, it's my all-time favourite.

Nash: I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we
[brief pause]
Nash: have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now.

A Beautiful Mind is excellently scripted and is very well put together with a great soundtrack. One of my favourite movies of all time.

Spot on, Gav. I'd added the terrific acting to that, Russell Crowe and Jennifer Conelly are a dream duo, not forgetting the brilliant supporting cast including Ed Harris and Paul Bettany :ok:

Parenthood.

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!"

"If she's so brilliant, why's she sitting in our neighbour's car?!"

Mrs Doubtfire.

"My first day as a woman, and I'm getting hot flashes"

"It was a run-by fruiting!"

Pretty grisly, but I remember Morgan Freeman's character in Se7en when he saw what was in the box at the end of the film - such a powerful and succinct understatement so well delivered as you'd expect from such an excellent actor:

"John Doe has the upper hand!"

A little ode to Christopher Walken;

As Coccotti in True Romance;

As captain Koons in pulp fiction;

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love both those films and Christopher Walken is as cool as in both!

Absolutely, Pebs
Although he ain't exactly choosy in picking film roles, he gets away with it, he's the Man. :ok:

Yes a TRUE classic :bow:

Sex And The City
Samantha again

"I came to return this vibrator."

Clerk " Thats not a vibrator, its a neck massager"

Samantha "Honey you expect me to believe that women buy these things to massage their sore necks?"

Clerk " SHARPER IMAGE doesnt sell vibrators, ITS A NECK MASSAGER"

Samantha "Well I came to Return this neck massager"

Clerk "What wrong with it?"

Samantha " It failed to get me off, it made the saddest little noise then stopped working"

Clerk "well maybe you wore it out"

Samantha "Well Honey it wouldnt be the first time"

Thats an entire scene but there are really great one liners in there.

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Samantha must be one of the funniest tv characters in recent years