This has to be one of the funniest things I have read on the news wire this year :lol:

This is pure Irony!


Levine: 'Sharapova was bad between the sheets'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20070820/ten...-c60bd6d_1.html

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex.

The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at the Russian Wimbledon champion's 18th birthday party - but their romance soon fell cold.

Levine tells Russian magazine Exile, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

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Still, I don't think he would have enjoyed it if she had screamed at her normal volume: that would have the end of his music-career.


However, on a more serious note: complaining about your sexual relationship with an 18-year old girl is not something to be proud of. The majority of girls that age is still quite unable to relax during sex.

:ok: Very True

What a pathetic excuse for a man to come out and kiss and tell on a relationship he had with an 18 year old gal.

I am hoping he is being tongue in cheek when he says he had to go on an anti-depressant for it. Can you imagine a doc prescribing someone an anti-depressant because "my girlfriend doesn't make noises when we make love"....? Surely that's a joke, because if it isn't then the health system in the US needs a kick up the arse.

:angry: On the whole as funny as that article is its quite pathetic. I mean he was pomping an 18 year old and still moaned about it. And she is a blockhead to go out with him! :angry:

I would not like to be there when Yuri reads this article! :wacko:

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Did you guys actually think that was real? roflmao

None of the more reptuable news sites have it, and Sharapova and Levine have both stated on their websites that they've never even dated. Apparently they met once at Maria's 18th Birthday party or something.

I would question myself if I were him. Maybe he is used to girls that fake because they have everything to gain being with him. Shara (who I don't particularly like) am sure finds winning slams more exciting than making love to a third rate pop star.

this is a wind up right? if not whos he to talk? his voice is that high she probably doesnt want to scream because it will make her sound more butch than him

c'mon guys! find the Irony!

Even if its not true then im laughing at the writer :lol:

I can see the humour in it :lol:

Although if it was true then this man would be completely sick, but I don't know any celebrity that would be so narcissic to reveal quite so much of their sex life!

Doesn't say much for his lovemaking then does it? :wacko:

If he was that good then I'm sure she would have screamed, moaned and moved :whistle: roflmao

They didn't go out did they? Didn't he perform :whistle: at her birthday party once?

ok liam be controvertial. If he was that good a shag she would have made her sponsors proud. By the sounds of it, he made made viagra look like a really bad idea

he should have shagged Bartoli instead, her little "whoop" noises would had made nike millions ;)

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