was thinking of going to Jamaica with Rich in the summer, but just found out its illegal. read this link and see what happens if i go to Afghanistan :yikes:

http://www.actwin.com/eatonohio/gay/world.htm

you have to watch yourself in those parts, the locals don't take to the gays so much :unsure: :unsure:

thats an understatement :yikes:

If you go to a foreign country, you have to respect their customs and laws, however draconian you think they might be...

.. and more to the point why on earth would you ever want to go on holiday to Iraq or Afghanistan anyway?

i think you are taking the thread a little more serious that it was intended for :rolleyes:

:yikes:

Sounds too similar to a night out in Blackpool to be considered a "holiday" (that's why you wouldn't go, right?)

roflmao roflmao roflmao

Blackpool is probably less safe :unsure:

Well actually Id love to go on holiday to Iraq and visit ancient Mesopotamia, have a dig around in the cradle of civilisation in general.

Sadly my expedition will have to go on hold until the danger of me being blown up decreases dramatically :yikes:

take me with you!!! they will prob leave you alone if they get to hang me :cry: roflmao

We'd both more likely be shot in friendly fire to be honest :rolleyes:

Ironic, since liam appears to be looking for increasing chances of him being blown . . .


:o :blush: Did I really type that??? :hide:

:o

roflmao :alert:

*contemplates moderating himself*

my boyfriend and i have always wanted to spend a lovely summer in lebanon :rolleyes:

oh well, you only get a years imprisonment there :rolleyes: roflmao

So that's what this smiley is for :alert:

It warns us when Nick goes into smut mode :lmaao:

I can see you've been researching into this roflmao

is homosexuality still illegal on the Isle of Man?

selesfan would have our guts for garters on this thread roflmao roflmao

Can you imagine roflmao

We need some SF controversy back on the board :lol:

i think i would be legal in australia, i should have threatened to take my camp friends to her birthday party roflmao

I can't believe she didn't invite anyone :o

Perhaps she rolled her birthday and baby shower into one roflmao

Oh sorry, I guess I missed the flashing lights and neon sign saying "This thread is only a joke" roflmao

some people have a sense of humour and know when a thread is there for a laugh

:yikes:

Tell you what, although Tunisia has a sodomy law, the lads are constantly seekign gay sex )or any sex they can get. When I went with a mate we had this gay bloke staying in our hotel and the stories he told us abotu how easy ti was and what you got for the price of a beer were outrageous. There was even am unofficial gay bar in the town of Sousse. You have to watch it though cos although they turn a blind eye on the one hand, they do try and trap people into it and arrest them.

Jamaicans are quite anti gay - they call them Batty Boys. The borthers as they call themseves over there will attack gays with knives and stuff. They are quite a macho race and feel threatened by homosexuality.

i heard straight men in some muslim countries seek it out because they cant sleep with their girlfriends before marriage :o i doubt thats true though

roflmao roflmao Rich calls me Batty Boy

It is true, so I was told. Thats' why a blidn eye is turned despite it being anti-religious.

Tell you what, as a stright womn it's a dodgy place to contemplate sex. My mate pulled this gorgeous bloke - the gay bloke we met fixed her up! - and they had a slight fling. When she came back home he was still after her,by letter and phone, and the gay bloke we met was still out there and he sent us some postcards about him. Apparently he was torn between my female mate and this blond German bloke! That soon put my mate off. We don't care what people do in the bedrrom, but neither of us are into bisexual blokes!

Anyway the gay bloke was realyl useful cos

1. he picked out tasty blokes for us
2. he got rid of dodgy and agressive blokes for us
3. we could send him to the gents to find out what the blokes were up to
4. he liked a dance and we took him down the disco ever night as a chapperone! roflmao

Really? roflmao

Hes a big beenie man fan :blink:

You kept sending him to the loo? :yikes: its a wonder he never got chucked out roflmao

yeah a lot of those rappers are so homophobic. :wacko:

What a different culture :yikes:

Well he was in the gents and no one woudl care what he got up to! roflmao

It was useful cos this bloke was pullign ym mate. he seemed nice, until he decided he hated discos and dancign and wanted her to walk on the beach with him. :rolleyes: I told her to watch it, rape is common there. Thsi bloke said he woudl tno have sex with he ron a first date or summat. Anyway we got shut of him then Charlie ( the gay guy) followed him into the loo. He was buying condoms and bragging off about getting his leg over with my mate ro anyoen else who would have him. :rolleyes: We todl him to get lost. Then he started dancign like John travolta, despite nto liking a dance! roflmao

Rich reckons theres a song in which he hints that hes gay himself :yikes: imagine him singing that in concert in Jamaica :yikes:

Sure is. It's a very vibrant culture and I like dit, but western women really have to be careful - the concepts of women not wanting them and rape don't seem to register with them. They are completely shameless in their pursuit of white women. Also despite beign anti drinking, all they bloody do is drink. We had bottle sof whisky form duty free and blokes kept tryign to get them off us. You can drink legally in a hotel, and the bars are full of Tunisian men. We found illegal bars too, everyone knows they are there though but th epolice ignore them :wacko:

Hed' get shot! :yikes:

I went to Egypt a few years back and that sounds very similar. i was lucky 'cos i was with my b/f, but there was a single girl with us and she was too terrified to leave the hotel by herself because she kept getting practically molested by sleazy egyptian guys. Plus, my b/f had to intervene when some egyptian shopkeeper tried to quite forcibly drag me in to his shop....... :blink: they like english looking girls over there that's for sure.......

.....no idea what they do to gays tho :unsure:

My mate's been to Egypt loads of times and can vouch for that! In fact she said that she got a lift back form the polic eonce cos her and her mates were wandering about and they pikced them up cos they thought they shoudl nto be out on their own at night!