A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

and incase you dont believe me... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

:o The bit where she said "Thats yours" made me laugh though roflmao roflmao roflmao

This proves the famous saying that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".



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:yikes: :blink: :blink: Not a lot I can say really. :blink:

Yorkshire, it probably spawned the famous saying!

new balls please roflmao roflmao

What I can't believe is that the bitch only got two and a half years :o

and waht I can't understand is, how can you just rip it out? :huh: She must have pulled hard to actually rip it out! I cant begin to imagine the pain he was in, its worse enough when someone just taps you in the balls lightly!

Well...
I would have sworn that there was an appropriate topic for this in "Fun and games" which I think would be "Bizzare news story of the day" or something like that (talk about fun, yeah right!).

Anyway...I think that I'll be telling my friends about this tomorrow morning...They always seemed to be entertained by these kind of stories...

Oh, and have you heard about the famous goat in Sudan?

Nope, tell us more about the famous goat :P

if they'd have been smooth, she wouldn't have been able to have got a good grip

:phew:

:lmaao:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm


Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.







Priceless roflmao

now that should be in bizarre news stories Hiro

:blink:

Well, Andy asked me for it, so I thought that it would be easier if I posted it here... :P

go for broke and post it in both - it is a worthy bizarre story

:ok:

This woman must've Elektra to have the strength to that :yikes:

Like I said, it must've been so painful, 2 and a half years is not enough :tsk:

I'D HAVE GOT BOTH

:lmaao:

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

roflmao roflmao That goat story is crazy!!

that news story is very old - the goat died earlier this year :( I'll try to find the link

edit: here's the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm

Sudan's famous goat 'wife' dies


The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being "married" to a man in the South Sudan capital, Juba, the BBC has learned.

Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to "marry" her last February.

"The idea was to publicly embarrass the man," says Tom Rhodes, editor of the Juba Post, which first ran the story.

The BBC's story of the "wedding" caught the public imagination and became one of the most read internet stories.

Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.

How will the man survive without his goat wife :(2 :cry: :(

Ahh well life goes on :dancer1:

he's got a kid to look after......

:lmaao:

pmsl :lmaao: roflmao :lmaao:

My goat and two kids roflmao

well iv been with some beasts in my time, but i would never marry one :lol:

yes, well, it was "being" with a beast that got this guy in to trouble liam..... :P

Sounds like he was a bit of an Arsder ... :whistle:#

I saw this story initially in the news last year - not sure in fact if it migth have circulated on the bbc...

"thats yours" - what a thing to say! He may as well have said "did you lose this somewhere?" roflmao

anyway vicious :wacko:

Sounds like you've given this quite a bit of contemplation Andy - just don't try and do what she did! roflmao

:lmaao:

When I told the story today at school, another boy had an even more bizzare one, about a woman, seized by epilepsy, who had her life saved from choking (of her own tongue or something) by swallowing a man's glans :yikes:
But why was the glans the first thing she thought about swallowing? I'll leave you to guess.

a glans?

No offence but that is quite a tough sentence. I've heard of worse cases of GBH/ABH get 6 months, and rape even 6 months!

does that make a vas(t) deferens? roflmao

All so lenient :o

Lock em away for life I say :rolleyes:

They can't though cos we are short on prison space! :rolleyes: You can see why so many people break the law. There is no real deterent is there?

Very true, if somone did that to me though Id just kill them. Im sorry but ripping one of my bollocks off would piss me off BIG time.

roflmao Sorry that sounded so funny!

Of course I dont; blame you. Phsyically assualting someone like that without it beign self defence ro provoked is just disgraceful. :angry: George has been assaulted twice in two years here. Luckily it wasnt; that bad but nothign was done. The police just dont; care.

Yeah but then when you kill someone you just can't get rid. Typical :rolleyes:

I say just send them all to Australia again roflmao

We can't cos they are fussy buggers now and won't take any immigrants. They'll just send them back like every one else does! roflmao

roflmao roflmao roflmao

hey we make good nurses, they might be short and let us in to work roflmao

EDIT: and waiters roflmao

EDIT AGAIN: scrap that, i thought it was different thread roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

god woman, why not just burn his clothes or something roflmao

ripping off his testicles though, it takes balls ;) roflmao