I have conceived this thread to keep you up to date with my progress in tennis, my approaching to stardom and double-world fame. You may, of course, discuss my noble adventures and predict my fate in my seventh year...Dumbledore the White shall return, of course. My quidditch duties will have to be abandoned, and I shall have to ditch Ginevra Weasel-bee and spend more time with my mistress Hermione Granger, after having killed Ronald Weasel-bee.

Right now, I think that you ought to simply be aware that the match between Mario Ancic (who is pretending to be injured) and myself shall be contested at Little Whinging. Be patient and await the results, which shall no doubt be in my favour.