No sign of the host just yet, but I believe the long-awaited and much-anticipated Poscars ceremony is set to begin shortly.

Among the first to arrive on the Red Carpet (perhaps to prove to our former host that he can actually do something on time) is "The Dav."

Dav, tell us about what you're wearing tonight . . .

Strong, silent man... :whistle:

And while we're waiting for Dav's reply, it appears that Mz O'hara's Magic Limo Service has been spotted approaching the venue. The excitement mounts . . .

Well, my caravan was giving me some trouble, but here I am! roflmao



roflmao

Dav seems to have fled the scene. I can only speculate that he ran in fear of the reports of an angry, petite woman with a chainsaw, who was insisting that today was not March 1, but in fact the 29th of February.

Details on this breaking news later.

*falls out of Black Cab, having not been home since last nights pre Poscars party somewhere in Skegness*

*shouts at the taxi driver for leaving the meter running while he fumbles for change, looks around, realises he should probably go home and change.... apologises to taxi driver and gets back in*

So, I see you're going with the tribute to "House" look, Dav. Who designed your outfit?

No I'm here, sorry for being a bit late, but you try lugging a trailer up a red carpet :D

Anyway, as for my outfit, well it was specially designed for me by 'House Of P', the p stands for...

...perfection roflmao and I've come with my band, and we'll be providing te music during the interval, so you can all look forward to that :D

Im here :D but i will be leaving again pretty soon and leaving my double to mingle on my behalf

Meanwhile, our host for the evening has been spotted in the crowd, and she is looking positively ravishing! I can only think to say, "Bam-Bam!"

Unfortunately, it appears that the O'hara Magic Limo, that our eye-in-the-sky reporters had spotted earlier, must have taken a wrong turn and was last reported seen with a flat tire in the town of Hogsmeade. Let's hope that gets sorted quickly.

Well, this reporter must sign off and go get some actual work done, so I'll be turning over my mic to . . . . well . . . . anyone who wants it. :shrug:

As long as it's not Joan Rivers roflmao

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

*blows kisses*

thank you lexy for escorting me - if you could get me a janx on ice, I'll be back in the interval to join you in a drink or ten.

*sashays off to stage*

:party: :yahoo: :party: :yahoo:

absolutely hun and may I say you look gorgeous in your silk strapless, deep purple, floor length dress it fits you to perfection

:wub:

Iced Janx it is

:bigkiss:

thank you to Nick for setting up this thread, and for some most interesting commentary.

some interesting outfits already being spotted in the lurkers.. I mean crowds... and I am gutted to not yet spot Mo in her most outrageous slitty dress.

Now, I am guessing I am on my own here, you are all looking in as and when, so I will get on with the presenting and you can comment at leisure....

First category that will be coming up is

BEST POSTER

why, thank you hun :bigkiss: you look pretty damned good yourself :devil:

*Magic Limo graces the red carpet*

*Wanders in wearing terribly tight slinky slitting dress* :D ;)

Afternoon all. I must say Pebs, you look a vision of gorgeousness in your dress. Nick, Lex Dav you all look very handsome.

Lexeee. I'll have my ususal please and then a glass of bubbly. :D

*dusts off acceptance speach*

*remembers he received no nominations*

*crumples up acceptance speech and aims flammerwerfer*

*spots Liam lurking at the back* Hi there, you are sporting a snazzy number :D

Okay, the nominees for Best poster are:

Pebs

Dav

SB

lets take a look at what they offer the board;

Pebs: can be found pottering around in the odd ATP thread, heyupp and WA. Is known for offering :hug: , :bigkiss: and janx and being an aunt to all...

Dav: often found in the WTA forums defending Lindsay Davenport to the death, insulting dl, LDF and SB and setting up fab new contests for us all to get involved in...

SB: best known for being drunk and bringing her own unique spelling to the board ;), can be found all over the board and is loved by all for giving us the giggles....

And the winner is.....

:clap: yay, you made it and you look divine hun - totally gorgeous.

Lex - get this girl a drink!

*arrives on the back of in the best suit he could quickly find on the web*

*Waves at the crowd*

*Waddles in in tatty black dress from 1955, which is now two sizes too small"

Hi everyone :D

awwww hun, maybe we can give you a special award later? :hug:

I have a fully filled and equipped trolley at every table Mo hun. Every button fully functional for a supreme service

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May I complement you on your dress hun :D

:kiss2:

:blink: WOW!!!

nice entrance hun!

*casually late* :D

*the late entrant, looking like he just woke up*

hey hun :hug: - that dress fits you perfectly you little fibber, and you look just perfect!

Get a drink and get comfy hun :kiss2:

*blows kisses down to LDF and Bliv*

looking good boys, take a pew :hug:

By the way Pebs, I didn't get it to say it in the order thread - thanks for doing this :hug: :)

I like the way you're doing this Pebs :lol:

oops, where was I???

Oh yes....

in third place we have.....

Pebs

in second place we have....

Dav

and the winner is.....

:clap: SB :clap:

Congratulations hun :hug:

scolios hun :hug: Good journey in the Limo?

Come and join me on the table - we've got a good view :)

Nooooo!!!

roflmao

Well done SB :rolleyes: roflmao

very welcome hun :hug:

:clap:

Well done SB :clap: :clap: