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Title: One For The Ladies
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liam_valid - February 20, 2007 06:33 PM (GMT)
Just checking out some of the ATP profiles and found the profile for Bolelli, who is currently playing in Rotterdam. Thought you ladies you like this:

http://www.atptennis.com/3/en/players/play...rsearch=bolelli

And heres one NOT for the ladies:

http://www.atptennis.com/3/en/players/play...search=de+voest

Pebs - February 20, 2007 06:37 PM (GMT)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 06:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

Pebs - February 20, 2007 06:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

well, you're only a youngster yourself!

I tell ya, since having seen Harry Potter in all his glory at the weekend, I am feeling most prudish!

SuperBRAT - February 20, 2007 06:40 PM (GMT)
Liam, no man is safe with you about! roflmao

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 06:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Feb 20 2007, 06:40 PM)
Liam, no man is safe with you about! roflmao

hes safe, he is in Rotterdam :( ( :pray: Please play Queens this year :pray: roflmao )

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 06:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

well, you're only a youngster yourself!

I tell ya, since having seen Harry Potter in all his glory at the weekend, I am feeling most prudish!

:yikes: naked Harry Potter? Im glad i missed that

SerenaW19 - February 20, 2007 06:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

well, you're only a youngster yourself!

I tell ya, since having seen Harry Potter in all his glory at the weekend, I am feeling most prudish!

:huh:

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 06:44 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 06:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

So, hes 21 then. If hes done the things i had done by 21, he aint no angel :devil:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 06:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

well, you're only a youngster yourself!

I tell ya, since having seen Harry Potter in all his glory at the weekend, I am feeling most prudish!

:yikes: naked Harry Potter? Im glad i missed that

well, its part of the play I saw - but it just didnt feel right!

Gav - February 20, 2007 06:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

Jo.... you mean you are ditching Safin and praying for a guy ranked 114 in the world?


Hmmmmm....mind you the way Safin is going this guy could be ranked higher than him when it gets to Queens.....

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 07:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Gav @ Feb 20 2007, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

Jo.... you mean you are ditching Safin and praying for a guy ranked 114 in the world?


Hmmmmm....mind you the way Safin is going this guy could be ranked higher than him when it gets to Queens.....

am i not allowed to have them both :halo:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 07:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (Gav @ Feb 20 2007, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

Jo.... you mean you are ditching Safin and praying for a guy ranked 114 in the world?


Hmmmmm....mind you the way Safin is going this guy could be ranked higher than him when it gets to Queens.....

am i not allowed to have them both :halo:

you can keep that other blokey for when its my turn to have Safin hun :)

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 07:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:01 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (Gav @ Feb 20 2007, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 06:37 PM)
awwww, he only looked ickle.

hes 22, thats legal enough for me roflmao

he's not 22 yet liam.....

but he's closer to my age ;)2

*joins liam's prayers for him to play Queen's this year* :pray:

Jo.... you mean you are ditching Safin and praying for a guy ranked 114 in the world?


Hmmmmm....mind you the way Safin is going this guy could be ranked higher than him when it gets to Queens.....

am i not allowed to have them both :halo:

you can keep that other blokey for when its my turn to have Safin hun :)

:D I actually figured I might write a nice letter to Russell Brand, explain the situation, see if he can help with our time-share agreement :blush:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 07:07 PM (GMT)
ooo, good idea.

tell you what, you write it up and I'll try to deliver it in person when I go to see him next month... check out his... response :devil:

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 07:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:07 PM)
ooo, good idea.

tell you what, you write it up and I'll try to deliver it in person when I go to see him next month... check out his... response :devil:

you see, Pebs, the thing is - with Safin it's all a bit of a dream - it's unlikely we're ever gonna meet him. If you take a letter like that to Russell Brand you'll prolly be jumped on in seconds - and I believe you're somewhat married. So, in the interests to saving your marriage, i insist that I should be the one to deliver the letter to him, ok? :D :devil:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 07:12 PM (GMT)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 07:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:12 PM)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

:o

*hopes Mr Pebs never reads that*

He's playing both in Nottingham and at Warwick Arts Centre soon, so it wouldn't be a problem at all........ :whistle:

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 07:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:12 PM)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

:o

*hopes Mr Pebs never reads that*

He's playing both in Nottingham and at Warwick Arts Centre soon, so it wouldn't be a problem at all........ :whistle:

Bolelli is playing Nottingham?? :phew:

dl04 - February 20, 2007 07:59 PM (GMT)
Liam you rampant sexual being you roflmao

SuperBRAT - February 20, 2007 08:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (dl04 @ Feb 20 2007, 07:59 PM)
Liam you rampant sexual being you roflmao

roflmao

Let's hope he doesn't start playign the oboe soon! roflmao

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 08:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 07:57 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:12 PM)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

:o

*hopes Mr Pebs never reads that*

He's playing both in Nottingham and at Warwick Arts Centre soon, so it wouldn't be a problem at all........ :whistle:

Bolelli is playing Nottingham?? :phew:

no, sorry, Russell Brand is playing in Nottingham :P sorry to get you so excited there Liam :yikes:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 08:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:12 PM)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

:o

*hopes Mr Pebs never reads that*

He's playing both in Nottingham and at Warwick Arts Centre soon, so it wouldn't be a problem at all........ :whistle:

why would Mr Pebs mind me kindly saying that I wouldnt want to put you out, I'll deliver our letter asking for....

oh :blink:

roflmao

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 08:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 07:12 PM)
hmmm....

no, no, no, I just couldnt put you out like that, I'll do it....

*sigh*

:o

*hopes Mr Pebs never reads that*

He's playing both in Nottingham and at Warwick Arts Centre soon, so it wouldn't be a problem at all........ :whistle:

why would Mr Pebs mind me kindly saying that I wouldnt want to put you out, I'll deliver our letter asking for....

oh :blink:

roflmao

I would think meeting in person with Russell Brand could be shaky territory - being as your're exactly his type - y'know, female..... B)

Pebs - February 20, 2007 08:38 PM (GMT)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 08:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 08:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 08:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

Yeah, Russell and Safin sound great. I think i may have to fight Liam for the little Italian (who does have a name, i'm sure of it...... :unsure: )

Pebs - February 20, 2007 08:52 PM (GMT)
lets call him italian stud muffin - that will work

and I am sure you can beat Liam to him hun ;)

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 08:53 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:52 PM)
lets call him italian stud muffin - that will work

and I am sure you can beat Liam to him hun ;)

to be fair, we've only seen 1 pic of him so far, so i'm not entirely convinced - yet. The ATP pics are not the best for judging someone's looks.....have you seen safin's???? :yikes:

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 08:53 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:49 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

Yeah, Russell and Safin sound great. I think i may have to fight Liam for the little Italian (who does have a name, i'm sure of it...... :unsure: )

its Simone Bolelli DJ ;) And he is about to lose the first set against Robredo :angry:

Nick Havoc - February 20, 2007 09:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 02:52 PM)
lets call him italian stud muffin - that will work

Yeah, that'll work, but I'm not really Italian . . . :shrug:

Dinky Jo - February 20, 2007 09:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:49 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

Yeah, Russell and Safin sound great. I think i may have to fight Liam for the little Italian (who does have a name, i'm sure of it...... :unsure: )

its Simone Bolelli DJ ;) And he is about to lose the first set against Robredo :angry:

nice sig liam ;)

Now, we just need some of him with his top off, so we can.......check out the finer points of his.....umm......technique :shrug:

liam_valid - February 20, 2007 09:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE (liam_valid @ Feb 20 2007, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:49 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

Yeah, Russell and Safin sound great. I think i may have to fight Liam for the little Italian (who does have a name, i'm sure of it...... :unsure: )

its Simone Bolelli DJ ;) And he is about to lose the first set against Robredo :angry:

nice sig liam ;)

Now, we just need some of him with his top off, so we can.......check out the finer points of his.....umm......technique :shrug:

there was only one page of his images on google :( and 3 of those images was of a woman :yikes:

Pebs - February 20, 2007 10:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nick Havoc @ Feb 20 2007, 09:00 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 02:52 PM)
lets call him italian stud muffin - that will work

Yeah, that'll work, but I'm not really Italian . . . :shrug:

:blink:

Lex - February 21, 2007 05:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Feb 20 2007, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Pebs @ Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM)
roflmao

okay, I give in, you can deliver the letter - I still get sharesys though

who with? Russell Brand or Marat Safin or the little Italian one whose name i can't remember??? :blink:

Lets see, I have shares in...

Russell
Safin
Nadal
Goran

Andre is all mine....

you can keep the little italian :)

*sighs*

:(




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