Most unusual Grunt Award: Paul-Henri Mathieu (sounded like "Joaquim!!!")

Time-delayed grunt award: Ruben Ramirez Hidalgo

Ill-advised attempt at stubble ('The teenage bumfluff award?) : 'Baby-faced' Rafael Nadal (v Mathieu)


Flash Teenagers Award (Technically week 02..): Monfils and Djokovic (that 'between the legs' end-of-rally)


Throwing toys out his pram award: Tim 'Language Timothy!' Henman (v Tursunov)

Dampest Squib Award: Marat Safin (v Gonzo)
(Get your own house in order before you pick on your sis!)

Best Dismantling of Clay Court Specialist: James 'Harvard' Blake (v Amalgro)

Game of the Tournament so far Nadal v Mathieu


The Bottlieri 'Just hit the cover off the Godamn thing' award Dmitry 'Uber-Blogger' Tursunov


The Pete Sampras barf award: Mario Ancic (v Robredo)
(Hewitt barfs before a game, not during it: the wuss!)


Any others that spring to mind?? :)