Guys, I really think Our Saviour is coming down soon! Soon the New Heaven and Earth will be formed!

Doesn't anyone agree with me?

I certainly believe he should!

' sweet mother of god, its like trying to raise the titanic '

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What?

:D

Speaking of which, maybe God tell me if the Titanic really sank, or if the conspiracy theory is true - where they swapped it with it's older clapped out sister ship and sunk it on purpose in some dodgy insurance scam? :D

It's possible of course, but t'd be a hell of a job 'sneaking' it's sister to the disaster site without anybody noticing don't you think.

Maybe they hid it behind a convenient iceberg ;)

Joshua Kennedy :rolleyes:

Well they are supposed to have simply swapped the two ships over whilst in dock. they were virtually identical save the odd very minor detail. They basically changed these and switched the names, so the ship that set sail was not the Titanic, that stayed behind. The sister ship was in a mess and uneconomical and the company (White Star Line) in need of money. They had to make it look like Titanic had sunk though cos they'd have got f all for the sister ship sinking and it wasn;t allowed to sail or something. It's an interesting story, and you've gotta think it suspicious that the new and indestructable Titanic sank on it's maiden voyage. There are flaws in the cospiracy, but also flaws in the story of it being the real Titanic too. The most suspicious thing was that the ship that eventually came to it's rescue took absolutely ages to do so, and also questions were asked as to why the hell this rescuing ship just happened to be where it was. I'm nto sure but I think it may have been from the same Line. Interesting theory though, I wasnt; left convinced that it was the Titanic they sank. I need God to tell me though :D

Why are blaspheming and talking about The Titanic? This is about Our Divine Saviour coming down To Earth, and the new haeavn and earth being formed.

To be fair, the ship that came to the rescue took ages because the Titanic was quite a way north of the main shipping lanes when it hit that ice cube.

The management wanted to set a new record for the Blue Riband (crossing of he Atlantic) so they took as Northerly route as they dared to cut the crossing time.

As for the sister ship, I thought it never sailed commercially due to the Titanic sinking.

BTW, although te Titanic was hailed as unsinkable, later analysis of the blue-prints show this claim to be hopelessly erroneous. The baulkheads dotted along the length of the ship were never going to prevent the ship from going down when a gash was ripped about a third of the length of the ship.

No evidence there one way or another. I do enjoy a good conspiracy theory but remain to be convinced on this one.

Well I'm not sure either but the program I saw was most interesting and there is a good motive for a cover up here. I guess we'll never know for sure. :)

The Titanic isnt; blasphemous is it? Btw are you a Jehovas Witness?

with all the lives lost, perhaps some questions will be answered when he arrives then!

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You're an atheist aren't you?

God works in his mysterious ways...

Does God still have a full beard? Or has he gone for a goatie these days? I say this as I really don't want our beards to clash when he comes down.....

I think Serena and Venus are!

So don't slag them off otherwise the Williams-Davenport will be on your case roflmao

I know they are, so is one of my best friends! I was just asking .....

My say is let's close this thread...It's starting to get anti-religious...I mean, it is!

naaah He wins Grand Slams without dropping a set

;)

Back to the orginal point, when is Jesus coming? I need to get the house ready roflmao

3 weeks on Wednesday

Oh thats not good roflmao

hmmm, he might be able to postpone if someone else can put him up for a while

:unsure:

A Wedneday's no good to me - my cleaning lady comes on Thursdays.

Has he a website?

What was wrong with the old Earth? Before mankind started to make a mess of it, that is ...

I am assuming that mankind will still be around the New Earth, so why should things be any different? Perhaps we ought to get our act together before asking for a 'New Earth' to be formed, is all I'm saying. :shrug:

She'd get a shock roflmao

And, why should there be a 'new heaven ' ?

Guys, the bible stats that when Jesus comes down to Earth, The new Heaven and Earth will be formed.

SB, I am not a Jehovah's Witness, I'm Catholic. I don't why the titanic was brought up, it had nothing to do with this thread.

Mark 13:32

but what happens if 'he' forgets the date or gets caught up in the spring cleaning?

Ok Selesfan ;) roflmao

Just referring to the title, does anyone know if the subject of the title plays at all?
And would he be capable of beating Federer, who we often refer to as a 'God'! :D

roflmao

Don't worry dl, just a few loaves and fishes and he'll create his own banquet! And dont; forget to fill the bath with water, then he'll turn it into wine. In fact Jesus is the ultimate cheap party guest. :D

NO. He only has an old wooden racquet from a cheap bazaar in Jerusalem I'm afraid. ;)

You are cathlolic... I'm a christian, and in my opinion yes God will come one day, but if you go by the bible and read the signs then it won't be for a long time yet, so I think debating this on a messageboard where the majority are athiests then it's not going to get you anywhere.

Well god must have come at some stage already, or there'd be no Jesus... :D

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