Title: Porn Star Name
Description: Your 1st pets name + mom's maiden name
trisco - January 15, 2007 04:46 PM (GMT)
Ok, your Porn Star Name, should you wish to get into that business :huh: is the name of your first ever pet, plus your mothers maiden name.
(some of these can be funny but others just normal)
Mine is Dusty Deville. :D Which I quite like. ;)
SuperBRAT - January 15, 2007 04:57 PM (GMT)
Good one :D
I'm nto sure if my first pet was Sindy the cat or Donny the budgie! But Sindy Sims which kind of has a ring to it I guess. :D
Btw I thought Sindy was a she but it turned out to be male, and I tried changing it's name to Sidney but it didn't like it roflmao
trisco - January 15, 2007 05:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 15 2007, 04:57 PM) |
| I tried changing it's name to Sidney but it didn't like it roflmao |
roflmao
chairman - January 15, 2007 05:12 PM (GMT)
Nice going here, well my porn name will be tiger cole.
liam_valid - January 15, 2007 05:28 PM (GMT)
When i did a porn film, i just used my real name :shrug: i have no shame
chairman - January 15, 2007 05:31 PM (GMT)
So you did a porn film? Was it in ya mary pierce gear? roflmao
Pebs - January 15, 2007 05:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (liam_valid @ Jan 15 2007, 05:28 PM) |
| When i did a porn film, i just used my real name :shrug: i have no shame |
roflmao
we know hun, we know ;)
SuperBRAT - January 15, 2007 10:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (liam_valid @ Jan 15 2007, 05:28 PM) |
| When i did a porn film, i just used my real name :shrug: i have no shame |
Is your name Dirk Diggler then? roflmao
Shakespearesthebestattennis - January 16, 2007 07:13 PM (GMT)
Russiafan - January 16, 2007 07:53 PM (GMT)
felixsanchez - January 16, 2007 08:18 PM (GMT)
Rocky Bush!
roflmao roflmao
Dinky Jo - January 16, 2007 08:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (felixsanchez @ Jan 16 2007, 08:18 PM) |
Rocky Bush!
roflmao roflmao |
that's the best name ever!!! roflmao
petalp - January 16, 2007 11:06 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Jan 16 2007, 08:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (felixsanchez @ Jan 16 2007, 08:18 PM) | Rocky Bush!
roflmao roflmao |
that's the best name ever!!! roflmao
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:yikes: roflmao
Tabitha May :rolleyes:
SuperBRAT - January 18, 2007 07:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dinky Jo @ Jan 16 2007, 08:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (felixsanchez @ Jan 16 2007, 08:18 PM) | Rocky Bush!
roflmao roflmao |
that's the best name ever!!! roflmao
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And so apt! roflmao
Pebs - January 18, 2007 07:11 PM (GMT)
what intrigues me most about this thread is the names some of you lot have for your pets!
SuperBRAT - January 18, 2007 07:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Russiafan @ Jan 16 2007, 07:53 PM) |
| Tolstoy Vine :rolleyes: |
Has a good ring to it, maybe more theatrical actor?
Tolstoy is a great name for a pet, I called my dog Czarina but she didnt; like it so I had to change it to Dayle. :D And my mate had a Russian Hamster called Trotsky. It died, but nto with an ice pick in New Mexico though. :D
SuperBRAT - January 18, 2007 07:13 PM (GMT)
While I'm at it I'll do my partner George's cos thsi is mad -
Satan Bloomenfeld :D
You don't want to know what the latest dog is called.
Pebs - January 18, 2007 07:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 18 2007, 07:12 PM) |
| QUOTE (Russiafan @ Jan 16 2007, 07:53 PM) | | Tolstoy Vine :rolleyes: |
Has a good ring to it, maybe more theatrical actor?
Tolstoy is a great name for a pet, I called my dog Czarina but she didnt; like it so I had to change it to Dayle. :D And my mate had a Russian Hamster called Trotsky. It died, but nto with an ice pick in New Mexico though. :D
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I liked Tolstoy. We had a dog called Caffery (due to Mr Pebs' fav beer of the time) but then we saw this programme where the bloke had called his dog Dave! Mr Pebs liked that even more and it took all my powers of persuasion to stop him changing it to that :blink:
SuperBRAT - January 18, 2007 07:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pebs @ Jan 18 2007, 07:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 18 2007, 07:12 PM) | | QUOTE (Russiafan @ Jan 16 2007, 07:53 PM) | | Tolstoy Vine :rolleyes: |
Has a good ring to it, maybe more theatrical actor?
Tolstoy is a great name for a pet, I called my dog Czarina but she didnt; like it so I had to change it to Dayle. :D And my mate had a Russian Hamster called Trotsky. It died, but nto with an ice pick in New Mexico though. :D
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I liked Tolstoy. We had a dog called Caffery (due to Mr Pebs' fav beer of the time) but then we saw this programme where the bloke had called his dog Dave! Mr Pebs liked that even more and it took all my powers of persuasion to stop him changing it to that :blink:
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Are you serious? roflmao
Did I tell you abotu that cat that comes round and we named it Twinkle Toes? Turns out it is my horrid neighbours and it's real name is - Dave! roflmao It never answers to it mind.
Pebs - January 18, 2007 07:40 PM (GMT)
sadly SB, I am totally serious... :blink:
roflmao I think twinkle toes sounds much better than Dave for your visiting cat!
SuperBRAT - January 18, 2007 07:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pebs @ Jan 18 2007, 07:40 PM) |
sadly SB, I am totally serious... :blink:
roflmao I think twinkle toes sounds much better than Dave for your visiting cat! |
Well it kept creeping in slyly and it's toes moved rather quick, so one day Geroge just shouted 'Oi twinkle Toes' when it was trying to get upstairs and it kinda stuck!
Mr Pebs is insane if you ask me! roflmao
Russiafan - January 18, 2007 08:27 PM (GMT)
My parents named our two pet cats Tolstoy and Glinka... you can see now why I have become a fan of Russian tennis I'm sure
Pebs - January 18, 2007 09:02 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 18 2007, 07:44 PM) |
| QUOTE (Pebs @ Jan 18 2007, 07:40 PM) | sadly SB, I am totally serious... :blink:
roflmao I think twinkle toes sounds much better than Dave for your visiting cat! |
Well it kept creeping in slyly and it's toes moved rather quick, so one day Geroge just shouted 'Oi twinkle Toes' when it was trying to get upstairs and it kinda stuck!
Mr Pebs is insane if you ask me! roflmao
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there certainly doesnt seem to be a trace of sanity in him lovey!
Lex - January 18, 2007 11:50 PM (GMT)
hmmmm, not sure I agree there hun :wub:
mightyjeditribble - January 18, 2007 11:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (felixsanchez @ Jan 16 2007, 02:18 PM) |
Rocky Bush!
roflmao roflmao |
That's very apt, isn't it.
It's Anton Hadenfeldt for me, I'm afraid. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?
mightyjeditribble - January 18, 2007 11:59 PM (GMT)
By the way, considering so many banks over here ask you for your mother's maiden name as a security detail, are we sure this thread wasn't set up to swindle us out of our well-earned money? :wacko:
;)
Lex - January 19, 2007 12:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (mightyjeditribble @ Jan 19 2007, 12:59 AM) |
By the way, considering so many banks over here ask you for your mother's maiden name as a security detail, are we sure this thread wasn't set up to swindle us out of our well-earned money? :wacko:
;) |
which is why I haven't answered
after all
Hufflepuff is pretty unique
Damnn!
roflmao
mightyjeditribble - January 19, 2007 12:08 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ Jan 18 2007, 06:02 PM) |
Hufflepuff is pretty unique
Damnn!
roflmao |
;)
Direct descendant, is it? Impressive ... Of course, seeing as though Nick is the evil supreme overlord dictator of this board (according to someone ... ;) ) we know that his mother's maiden name was Gaunt ...
Lex - January 19, 2007 12:24 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (mightyjeditribble @ Jan 19 2007, 01:08 AM) |
| QUOTE (Lex @ Jan 18 2007, 06:02 PM) |
Hufflepuff is pretty unique
Damnn!
roflmao |
;)
Direct descendant, is it? Impressive ... Of course, seeing as though Nick is the evil supreme overlord dictator of this board (according to someone ... ;) ) we know that his mother's maiden name was Gaunt ...
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Emilia Hufflepuff, she was a family friend of JKR :rolleyes:
Shakespearesthebestattennis - January 19, 2007 06:45 PM (GMT)
I think that my pet's name is the best...Tim Henman B)
Lex - January 20, 2007 09:57 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pebs @ Jan 18 2007, 08:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 18 2007, 07:12 PM) | | QUOTE (Russiafan @ Jan 16 2007, 07:53 PM) | | Tolstoy Vine :rolleyes: |
Has a good ring to it, maybe more theatrical actor?
Tolstoy is a great name for a pet, I called my dog Czarina but she didnt; like it so I had to change it to Dayle. :D And my mate had a Russian Hamster called Trotsky. It died, but nto with an ice pick in New Mexico though. :D
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I liked Tolstoy. We had a dog called Caffery (due to Mr Pebs' fav beer of the time) but then we saw this programme where the bloke had called his dog Dave! Mr Pebs liked that even more and it took all my powers of persuasion to stop him changing it to that :blink:
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on the subject of pet's names...
when I lived in Wandsworth, we had a cat called Monsieur Le Zof and when I was a student our digs adopted an 8-pawed pussy called Claud! '8-pawed Claud' - I kid ye not - he was polyploid, his dew claws developed into smaller paws.
An ex g/f had a cat called Spider (or 'Spoidy')
More recently we had Sergeant Oliver Skidmark (3 brown stripes on his head) and Corporal Stanley Smallpiece, they lived to the ripe old ages of 18 and 17 respectively
:rolleyes:
welshboy91 - January 30, 2007 07:56 PM (GMT)
SuperBRAT - February 1, 2007 06:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Shakespearesthebestattennis @ Jan 19 2007, 06:45 PM) |
| I think that my pet's name is the best...Tim Henman B) |
You called your cat that? :D
SuperBRAT - February 1, 2007 06:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lex @ Jan 20 2007, 09:57 AM) |
| QUOTE (Pebs @ Jan 18 2007, 08:15 PM) | | QUOTE (SuperBRAT @ Jan 18 2007, 07:12 PM) | | QUOTE (Russiafan @ Jan 16 2007, 07:53 PM) | | Tolstoy Vine :rolleyes: |
Has a good ring to it, maybe more theatrical actor?
Tolstoy is a great name for a pet, I called my dog Czarina but she didnt; like it so I had to change it to Dayle. :D And my mate had a Russian Hamster called Trotsky. It died, but nto with an ice pick in New Mexico though. :D
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I liked Tolstoy. We had a dog called Caffery (due to Mr Pebs' fav beer of the time) but then we saw this programme where the bloke had called his dog Dave! Mr Pebs liked that even more and it took all my powers of persuasion to stop him changing it to that :blink:
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on the subject of pet's names...
when I lived in Wandsworth, we had a cat called Monsieur Le Zof and when I was a student our digs adopted an 8-pawed pussy called Claud! '8-pawed Claud' - I kid ye not - he was polyploid, his dew claws developed into smaller paws.
An ex g/f had a cat called Spider (or 'Spoidy')
More recently we had Sergeant Oliver Skidmark (3 brown stripes on his head) and Corporal Stanley Smallpiece, they lived to the ripe old ages of 18 and 17 respectively
:rolleyes:
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I love the Skidmark one! roflmao
My cat had a red stripe over it's head, cos my sister caught it with a toothbrush loaded with hair dye in her punk days. Poor old Tigger roflmao
Lex - February 4, 2007 02:46 PM (GMT)
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
I spilled spot remover on my dog....now he's gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles
I jurst lurve Steven Wright's humour.. :D
Scotsguy - February 16, 2007 02:56 PM (GMT)
Mine'd be Blackie MacInnes
Roysie - February 18, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
Skipper Thomson for me - a bit 70's dodgy porn I think.....