The challenge, come up with a witty caption for this one without getting crude. :D

"Cuz we all know that nothing deters a terrorist like guys blowing bubbles"

she wasn't too certain whether her new novelty toothbrush would be as effective as the good old electric one

Maria's anti grunting remedy seemed rather excessive

taken from this angle, it looks like Maria is eating a banana

Maria dreams of eating a Cadbury's Flake

'hmmmm', mused Maria, 'this toothpic grew somewhat after I started using it'

:whistle: :halo:

Michael Chang rues his missed opportunity of owning the copyright to eating bananas on a tennis court as photographer retires to the Cayman Isles

Disaster for Sharapova as she discovers her opponents have somehow put superglue on her banana.....

Maria contemplates a bagel

Good one Jo. roflmao

Maria's jaw strained as she hadn't had much experience with bananas, except for Andy Roddick's which was much smaller.

Didn't nick say without getting crude????

:tsk:

I'd wager that Nick said that as he didn't want anyone else to steal his thunder on that front ;)


"A rare oppportunity for the Wimbledon crowd to remove their ear plugs"

"The closest that Sharapova usually gets to choking in a match?"

fine - well, if it's gonna go that way....

Maria: "hey, Andy, bet Mandy Moore couldn't do this!"

roflmao roflmao

Maria wins a sponsorship deal from Dickens Cider

Well that banana that Andy gave her at the USO was rather small so i'm told. You wouldn't have bene able to get it in the Uk thanks to those stupid EC fruit inspeectors who want everything uniform in size and with the correct angle of bend! roflmao

Genius, especially the first one roflmao

I dont; get it. Is it a pun? ;) Please explain! roflmao

For once, Maria struggled on without looking to daddy Yuri for guidance.

roflmao

Maria wonders if Mandy had as much trouble peeling back Andy's banana skin as she did. Sorry! roflmao

"Only the balls should bounce."

here you go SB

Dickens Cider

roflmao

How to make banana eating Popular by Maria Sharpova

one swallow doesn't make a spring

B)

"Just Do It!"

Who said Maria and Andy didn't reveal anything about their private life on court

I hope the banana lives up to its promise

Maria didn't understand the joke.....














(get the gag?) :hide:

well behaved women rarely make history

there is no such thing as a well-behaved banana...

A sampling of actual automobile slogans that might fit:


"A Better Idea" - Ford
"Driven by what's inside" - Subaru
"It just feels right." - Mazda
"Oh what a feeling!" - Toyota

or, perhaps the most appropriate:

"Like nothing else on Earth" — Hummer

reaches the parts that other fruit can not reach...



(apologies to Heineken)

Quite possibly, the world's perfect food. (copyright Chiquita Foods International)

' maria realises she can produce bananas of her match'

I wish i could have been smuttier roflmao

*banana thinks*

love it when she uses her teeth

I hope nobody thinks that I'm thinking about sucking a <censored>

this is the way Andy (Roddick) likes it, apparently

mmmm a banana! How 'Andy

Maria eats Jankovic for breakfast...