This is how it goes:

The person above will name a situation/place to be in, and the next person to post must put a member from the forum in which they'd like to be in that situation with.

I'll start.

You've got kids and need a babysitter. Who would it be?

Good idea, I'll bump this up.


You have kids and need a babysitter - who would it be?

Pebs as she is very experienced with children and will give them cider if they dont; behave. :D


You're planning a party and need someone to entertain your guests. Who would you call? :)

SB - nows ho to entertain guests and have a few beverages.

The car has broken down - who would you call?

Saviour!

You're tired and need someone to cook dinner for you. Who would be your masterchef?

Lex, he sounds like a dab hand in the kitchen :D

You need supporters for "morale support" as you have to do the most depressing thing in the world. Who would you call?

(deliberately ambiguous)

Pebs ! (SB close second) :hug:

You've two tickets to see your favourite player in a Wimbledon final. Who would you take with you ?

Depends on who was playing and whether it was themens or womans final....if pushed i'd say Scarlet Crayons.


You have money to buy 1 CD who do you ask for recommendations?

PetalP :)

you need to buy the sexiest outfit ever for your date that night - who do you take with you to tell you what looks best?

:blink:

roflmao

Me :devil:

You require urgent extraction from a truly painful and tedious date. Who do you get to provide you with an alibi?

dl

you need help preparing for your appearance on mastermind :P who would you ask?

The Eggheads! roflmao

Erm .... Scotsguy cos he goes to Eton and should know all that classical stuff that i was not taught at comprehensive school! :D And if he doesnt; know then his dad is wasting his money!l roflmao

You are in trouble with the law and need a good barrister/advocate to get you off. However, you cant; afford one so must ask a CC member to represent you in court. Who would that be? roflmao

Me!

Especially when I actually am a barrister I'll do you for free SB :D

Perfector because he studies law and is a fantastic in arguements.

You got 2 tickets for a tennis match , who would you pick to have the most brilliant time with?

I think we can cancel that one because it's just a lie roflmao

Got help whoever Perfector represents, cos they're going down :o roflmao

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

F8cking great retort Serena! OMG I nearly choked on my G&T! roflmao

I know! Such a funny comment from Chairman had me in stitches; I was feeling a bit down until I read that! roflmao roflmao

roflmao So are you training as a barrister? How long do I have to wait before I can break the law then? roflmao

When has breaking the law ever stopped you before SB??? :lol:

*anticipates slap.....

Several more years, I have to do a law conversion course first :D

I thought you broke the law already anyway roflmao

hmmmn....SB appears to have some sort of reputation here!!! :yikes:

I know, it's all slander Jo. :D

I did break the law as a kid (shoplifting but didnt; everyone back then, it was uncool if you didn't! roflmao And I will confess to havign been arrested years back for criminal damage - my psycho boyfriend did more than hsi fair share of damage to my stuff so I dismantled his prized stereo and got arested for it! roflmao Didn't charge me mind. :D Anyway I used to be a customs enforcement officer with a warrant to arrest so i turned it all around! roflmao

Anyways back to actual situations......


You meet someone at a party who recognises you but you can't remember their name, who do you look to for help in bluffing through conversation?

How about Wise Analyst, he's quite a bluffer at times. Although he might get me into trouble. :D

You are feeling ill and lying in bed feeling miserable and bored. Who would you invite round to cheer you up and entertain you with some board games and stuff?

My Nan, she's always got something wacky to say that makes me laugh and she's really funny when she plays board games as well :D

I can't think of another situ atm so someone else can do it...

Aren't we supposed to choose someone from the board??? :unsure:

You realise the goats (the animals, not tennis players) are planning to take over the world, who is the person most likely to believe you?

Dr Who of course.....or Lex.

You are on the date from hell, and need to excape pronto. Who do you call from the loos, asking to call you back with a plausable emergency. :D

Wise Analyst or Chet - they seem to be able to find excuses for everything!!!! ;)

you're feeling all stressed out - who do you go to for a nice massage??

OMG!!

The mutant Stargoats are coming, the mutant Stargoats are coming

Don't Panic, Don't Panic

YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!

:bigkiss:

Everyone else thinks i'm nuts, but i'm telling you, the goats are going to take over....they're watching us...... :yikes:

Lexy - king of the massage ;)

you have two tickets for a West End Show but your mate has stood you up - who from CC would you take instead?

*offers arm*

Why you of course hun :wub: ;)


You are new in town. Who out of the CC posters would you expect to show you the sights and introduce you to new chums?

liam_valid

you are stuck in the middle of nowhere at some ridiculous hour at night, who would you call to come and pick you up (and possibly give you a bed for the night)?

I see no one wants to answer -maybe it was the bit about the bed that did it? :D

Mo :)

She could send the limo :rolleyes:

you've been asked to field a team for a 5-a-side footy tournament, who from CC would you choose for the team...

I didn't say anything about sharing a bed. :rolleyes: honestly, some people..... :P

Sorry DJ just spotted this!!!!! Well i have lost count of the amount of times i have had to walk from Blackpool to Fleetwood (9 miles) when the clubs kick out at 4am. So i expect i would make an adventure out of it and walk rather than call anyone for a lift :)

and battling on behalf of CC would be:

WB
dl
LDF
Dav
Bliv

I have no idea if they can play, but I figured letting the little uns run round whilst us.... janx lovers watched and sipped janx would be best ;)


you have a weeks pass for Disney World, who from CC would you take to enjoy all the rides?

tennis mad andy

i don't know why, i just get the feeling he'd probably get the most out of it (that's a compliment Andy btw!!! :P )

you've got a 24 hours plane journey (to see the Australian Open, of course).

Which CCer would you most like to have sitting next to you the whole way?

i love roller coasters take me!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo: :yahoo: