"the Force will be with you, always"

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

"do or do not, there is no try"

Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

"I am the Republic"

Emperor Palpatine, Revenge of the Sith

"now you will experience the full power of the dark side"

Emperor Palpatine

"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend"

Emperor Palpatine, Revenge of the Sith

Ok I will try to post something other than Star Wars roflmao

"Elvis is not dead, he just went home"

Men in Black roflmao

Some Lord of the Rings coming up soon :D

' frankly my dear...................i dont give a damn! '

Clark Gable- Gone with the Wind :bow:

"You shall not pass!"

Gandalf, FOTR

"Fool of a Took!"

Gandalf FOTR

"some who die deserve life, and some who live deserve death, can you give it to them Frodo? Do not be too quick to deal out death and judgement, not even the very wise can see all ends."

Gandalf FOTR

There are tonnes more, but I don't have my copies of the film or book with me atm :( So I will have to put some more LOTR ones up soon!

O ye that's the best one :D

Follwed up by another great line by Vivien Leigh

"I will win him back; after all, tomorrow is another day!"
*Cue epic score*

"Here's to looking at you kid"

"We'll always have Paris"

"Play it again Sam"
[As Time Goes By]

All classics by Humphrey and Ingrid in Casablanca :D

"That's f**kin' blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun"

(The Commitments, 1991)

' I am a
servent of the secret fire wielder of the flame of Anor, the dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Undun!!!' :devil:

SW, Bogart actually never says 'Play it again, Sam' in Casablance.. it's apparently one of those popular myths..

It is however a Woody Allen film (see influences and quotes in below link)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_(film)

Oops, just read it, that's right she does say: "play it, Sam"

and then "for old times sake in another line" :)

Quotes

Casablanca

Ilsa says "Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake"; in response, Sam tries to lie, saying "I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa"; and she says "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' " When Rick hears the song, not realizing yet that Ilsa is there, he rushes up and says "I thought I told you never to play that." Later, alone with Sam, he says "You played it for her and you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can! Play it!" In A Night in Casablanca, all this dialogue was parodied using the line "Play it again, Sam" — a phrase which has incorrectly become associated with the original film.

Another myth is that Obi-Wan says may the force be with you in Star Wars, he never actually he does, he says instead my quote at the top :)

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it" B)
Back To The F'king Future - Marty McFly after playing "Johnny Be Goode"

" You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!" roflmao roflmao

Michael Caine in The Italian Job.

and have to mention

"nobody puts Baby in a corner"
from Dirty Dancing, coz its soooo naff but funny too


oooo just remembered

"...you know how to whistle don't you?...just put your lips together and blow"

A very sultry Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart, but can't recall the title of the film. :rolleyes:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,commander of the armies of the north,general of the Felix legions,loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius,father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife,and I will have my vengance whether it's in this life or the next."

Gladiator,love it :D

Mo - it's from To Have or Have Not A great Movie :D

Try not. Do or Do not. There is no try.
- Yoda - Empire Strikes Back

(I could run a good dozen or so other Star Wars, but I won't)

Mike: This is the voice of doom.
Mrs. Lord: What?
Mike: This is to tell you your days are numbered.
[hangs up]
Mrs. Lord: Oh dear. One of the servants has been at the sherry again.

- High Society

"in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. "

The Third Man, one of my all time faves. Although now you would have to add Roger Federer and Martina Hingis ;)

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it


Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...


Buford T. Justice: Duck, or you'll be talkin' out your ass.


Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.


roflmao I think the fact I picture the scenes that go with these quotes from Smokey and the Bandit help - these all made me giggle!

Journalist:What's your prediction for the fight Clubber?

Clubber Lang:My prediction

Journalist:Yes

Clubber Lang:Painnnnnn!!!!

Classic from Rocky 3 roflmao

Lauren Bacall, what a icon she is :bow:

Dogma quotes:

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

Bethany: What are you?
Metatron: I'm pissed off is what I am! Do you go around drenching everyone who comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

One of my favourite movies, but Alan Rickman's character (Metatron) gets all the best lines :D

Just like Sherlock Holmes never says "Elementary, Dear Watson" in the novels or short stories.

And apparently noone ever says "Beam me up Scottie" on Star Trek.

Oh thanks for that Tim :D I think that was the first film they made together. Haven't seen it for an age though.

'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?'

roflmao

havent watched See No Evil, Hear No Evil in a while, but you have to love the comedy pairing of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor

"Luke, I am your father"

I think we all know who says that ;)

"my preciouuuus"

Another one I think we all know :D

"It's a hundred an' six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank o' gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"What knockers!"


"Oh . . . Thank you, Doctor."

'Ill be back .' (Arnie )

'Go ahead make my day'
'A mans got to know his limitations ' (Dirty Harry)

Mo has already quoted 'nobody puts baby in the corner'. Other than that my top 3 would be:

'Get away from her, you bitch' Sigourney Weaver to the queen alien in Aliens.
'The keys, oh God the keys' Jamie Leigh Curtis in Halloween, she puts so much drama into that line when she drops her keys!!!
'The little Dutch boy never put HIS in the dyke like that' Kenneth Williams in Carry On Abroad


Another great quote from that movie is where Sid James and Joan Simms are having dinner with Kenneth Connor and June Whitfield. June plays a really prudish character

Sid-'cigarette?'
June-'no thanks, i tried one once and didn't like it'
Sid-'glass of wine?'
June-'no thanks, i tried it once and didn't like it'
Sid-'oh thats odd'
June-'not really, my daughter is the just the same'
Sid-'your ONLY child, i assume'

roflmao roflmao classic

At the end of Some Like it Hot:

"Im a man" Jack Lemmon in drag (finally admitting it)

"well nobody's perfect" his non-plussed fiance

You've got to see it in the full context of the film for ti to be really funny, but ti is hilarious roflmao

Love this from Predator...

Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
[Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff]
Poncho: You got time to duck?

some other favourites..

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
- ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
- PRESIDENT MUFFLEY (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove or:... (1964)

"Oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood."
- ADAM/FELICIA (Guy Pearce) in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)