I came across these on the Beeb, they were written by certain CC members :

Apos thinks he could lead classes
'bout who's best on clay, hard and grasses
He laughs and cajoles
With various trolls
(When his lips are unglued from their asses.)



A sub-human species of trolls
Who resided in unpleasant holes
'A transitional era'?
It couldn't be clearer -
Their vision is poorer than moles.

:ok:

roflmao

Here is one about my tennis fave Boris....


There was a young German called Becker
Who went out and bought a Black and Decker
He used it for a racket
As it went with his jacket
But with a slice backhand he chopped off his pecker

EDIT:- The limerick perhaps explains his expression in my avatar.

roflmao
Yes theres a certain lack of colour in his complexion.

roflmao roflmao roflmao

Brilliant, my kind of thing! :D I wrote a load btu the thread was locked as i think they got out of hand! I wish I could remember them.

Nadal thought his pants the right size
Although they brought tears to his eyes
Till he ran onto court
And the rear cloth pulled taught
And his new balls popped out of his flies :D

I should have said keep it (relatively) clean !
;)

Here's one I wrote today, in response to Perfector's quote:

With this one, you really look dense.
Those two do not rhyme? In what sense?
For those who suspected
Your brain is infected
You've taken away the suspense.

Boromir, don't be so sycophantic.
Wise is nit-picking matters semantic.
It's a shame that your brain
Can't be helped by Rogaine.
Now, go find the complaint button, frantic!

:P

Heres my first one (a rushed affair, as the Beeb was just about to close):

This board is really a shrine
To Fed the GOAT, on Slam no. nine
To those who would doubt this
Your opinion is factless
It belongs where the sun dont shine

Well, my contribution this morning was:


Certain topics on here are forbidden,
Boromir cannot take any kiddin'
Guess my little refrain
Did make him complain
'Cause today, as predicted, it's hidden.

:rolleyes:

A lady of Haverfordwest
Would go out wearing only a vest
When asked 'Was she chilly?'
She replied 'Don't be silly
I'm kept warm by the hairs on my chest'

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .


(I'd better not go there, or I'll have to pre-mod myself. :D )

I see some of you have been having great fun on that limericks thread - actually, they have all been entertaining, its certainly a novel way of insulting each other!

It would seem that only one cant take it though - silly, when everyone else is just letting them stand and having a laugh.

This could go on the headlines thread as well :yikes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6157190.stm

I know arguments have arisen
Containing a lot of derision
But let's keep it light
And not start to fight
Or else we'll all end up in prison

Scary stuff, there, Ken. Luckily, posters like boromir8 and chetanpv will never be able to track down my home address.

:phew:

But surely there aren't many Havocs in the phonebook??

I guess Ken missed my little joke. Perhaps a larger font will help. :D

OK, I've been naughty again. Read it while it lasts . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbfivelive/F21485...est=1#p43145094

:ban:

There was a young man from Rhyll
for whom seafood was a sexual thrill
He lay on a slab
Caressing a crab
And stuffed his @#$% @#$ with crill!

My friend wrote this so ban him! roflmao

There was a young lass called Maria,
and many guys wanted to see her.
the one problem left,
(except to the deaf),
was that you also had to hear her.

There was a young lad called Andy,
Who with a racquet was handy,
But five sets was too much
So to keep in touch
He chanhged his name to Mandy

Rafael's tennis was class,
He was powerful and pretty fast
but he then dug around
and soon he found
he had pain in his famous ass

There was a good player from China
Who left defeated opponents behind her,
but commentators struggled
in fact got a bit muddled
Was her real Na Li or Li Na

Ive got a load of crackers, but cannae post them :ban: :(

Same here! roflmao

If I posted any limericks on here most of you would treat me like an Aussie/Cornie vet and never speak to me again. Tempted but like the interaction too much to lose it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: