This is almost as crap as the real competition roflmao

Sam :o

You are only saying that coz you are not in it

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Thank God :)

??????????I don't get it! :o

Of course he's only saying it since he's not in it, it's been received very well I reckon :D

I meant this as in thank god he's not in it. Judging from that photo he had up of himself before Sam doesn't look like the most subtle or arty of people...which would of course be prerequisite for doing well in the X-Factor :whistle:

It has Dav - you have done a superb job hun and I reckon everyone has had fun choosing their songs, or picking the ones to vote for.

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What? He didn't!

Thanks Pebs :kiss: Thanks for helping out with it all too :ok:

it was more about what you need to do well - I got kicked out by unfair voting in the first round in favour of Bliv!

the thought of Bliv being more arty and subtle than me just made me :blink:

Oh, ok fair enough roflmao

Perhaps you just need to be better at underhandedness ;)

The real X-Factor doesn't let the talented ones win either :angry:

I thought it was really good too Dav, and I'm not usually in to all that kind of stuff (the real x factor makes me wanna go hit things :angry: ) I'd like to lodge an official complaint that i put up a No Doubt tune and no one votes, but then another No dobut tune goes up and suddenly everyone's fan aren't they???? :P roflmao

ooooooo I know!!! why? why? why? are those bland MacDonald boys still around while the talent is going????

Ben to win! Ben to win!

I know. Pah! They're useless!

I still can't believe Steve won the first series either....or that the Conways got so far :o

oh I know - Steve was soooooooo boring...

and the less said about the Conways, the better ;)

Yes before Dav notices roflmao

Excuse me?

Oooops! :unsure:

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He's noticed!

:o False Advertising!

I thought this was about a game called Jesus

quick... run! run!

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I have enjoyed it loads Dav, thanks very very much. :hug: :hug:

And PEBS, Ben to win X Factor (god he was so great on Sat) :clap: unless of course anyone comes up fast in the outside lane :blink: (like Will did to Gareth in Pop Idol, thank heavens :clap:

What does Jesus have to do with this? :shrug:

Dav just a suggestion...perhaps we should go ahead with the final and leave the third place play off until after. As SB doesn't look like coming to the fore anytime soon and people might lose interest if the contest starts to drag... :shrug:

I THINK she may have been a bit poorly. I will pm her and see how things are.

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Ye I think she has been, for a few weeks now...she said she was going to go away for a bit but couldn't because of illness etc...

Hope SB is feeling a bit better anyway should she read this :)

I'm sure she wont mind if the final goes ahead before the 3rd place play off. She is probably still celebrating for getting this far. :D :P

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I like the way you have been so specific in your X-Factor hopes on your signature Mo roflmao

Glad it drew a reaction anyway roflmao

after seeing the real X-factor the last couple of weeks, I've come to the conclusion that this probably is better roflmao

Once again the real show has a horrific dearth of talent in the live shows - the only two I feel have some geniune ability are Sharon's guys, Robert and Ben.

Simon Cowell's youngsters are quite frankly a joke, how that Ashley (who deserved to go) thinks they have the most talent is beyond me! Nikkita managed to murder Dancing Queen 5 times over, Leona is no star but in fact probably gets her leg over with Cowell, while Ray is the best of a bad bunch but can't do anything else apart from swing!

Don't ask me about the McDonalds - they've surely had their chips roflmao

Eton Road are ok I suppose

Could you please explain what Jesus has to do with this thread?

nah i'll leave you in suspense roflmao

Hopefully it's eating away at you

I mainyl agree. I think this years' x-factor is poor. Also some of the worst singers and the worst perfromances arent; beign voted off. I was sad the Unconventionals went in week one as they had mor eto offer and coudl actually sing. Ray was the worst singe rin week 1 and shoudl have gone. he is crap, he can swing (but nowhere near as good as Sinatra, Buble, et al and there's nto futre in that - Robbie Willaims mudered swing already in modern times! :D ) He was good in Brookside though! roflmao Eton Road are OK but they were shite a coupel fo week sback and should have gone but 4Sure went and they were good singers and were robbed. And better looking! roflmao Ahsley - well he has something but I alwys felt he had a bad attitude and was lacklustre. He shoudl have gone before becaseu kerry deserved it more. She wasnt; fantastic but she was solid and a great personlity on the stage. Glad to see the back fo hsi pearl knecklace tbh roflmao He can sing, but his voic eis wierd and I dont; liek it, but he's been crap for two weeks running so good riddance :ok:

I wanted Dionne to do better, she is good but a bit inconsitent I felt, still she was much better than some of the tw*ts that stayed, as was Kerry. Leona is ok but that warbling is awful and not my scene. Nikita is a total dissappointment and has been give the wrong songs, but really is nto very versatile IMO. The best talents are Robert (true soul potential there) and Ben - although sad to say but there are so many singers liek him aroudn already doign Joe Cocker impersonations in pubs! Liek a person i knwo who is actually a better singer and has sung with Cocker. But those two defintiely deserve it mor ethan the others. I coudl nto beleive Robert was in the bottom two. I'd have said Ray, with Nikita or Ashley.

I thought Kerry was robbed myself - I think she would have been one of the best acts on ABBA night to be honest!

Yes we said that. Her voice woudl have suited some of their songs well. I hated what Ashley did with the Winner Takes it All. When he was doing t low bits and almost talkign it really was awful. I liked Ben's perfromace even though Simon slagged it of as beign liek soft rock form the 80s. Well it was and I hate the stuff but he carrie dit off well, and I thought he was harsh on Robert sayign he was lie Billy Ocean - I liek Billy Ocean! roflmao

The worst one was what Ray did with Waterloo - He proved right there that he is not adaptable

I thought it was a clever idea, but it did not work. The voalc was boring and unspectactular and I think you need to be someoen like Tony Bennet or Michale Buble to get away with that, co sthey do all these swing version of pop songs, bu tthey do them well. Ray's a nice lad but he shoudl tno eb there. Simon onyl picke dhim as he was worried abotu that other lad's nervousness. He was a lovely singer though, wish he'd given him a go. :)

I wish he'd have given me a go SB :angry: Maybe i should have gone to the audition in my Posh Spice costume roflmao

I cant believe the joke that is the MCdonald brothers, are still in :rolleyes: :angry: Christ they're crap :rolleyes: roflmao

Didnt care about Ashley going, but get bloody Ray out. Cant stand his arrogant swagger every time he comes on stage. makes me want to vomit :rolleyes: roflmao

Go Eton Road, i've gone off Ben too and his shouting :rolleyes:

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Tbh Liam I waish he'd have given you a go cos the acts are bit boring and there is no entertainer there. We need someone liek that Chico for a laugh. He really used to crack me up he did! roflmao Yes I reckon that fo rthei rnext surpris eon there, they should ditch Ray and brign in soemone who di dnto make it through like you! I'd be watching with interest I tell ya! roflmao