Stolen from the Legends Alliance forums, I hereby announce the opening of The Singles Club; a forum for all those who are single and don't like it. Complain with and comfort your fellow singletons, and if you're lucky, you might pick one or two of them up....or not....

If this doesn't improve posting, nothing will

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Hi,

I'm BatchGC

I've been single for two years and I'm learning to like it. I don't want to like it. I've have been referred to as a 'Disgrace to Mankind'™, by certain pillocks who shall remain anonymous (*cough* demon *cough*).

Okay, who's next?

Hi, I'm DragonLady4, also known as 'aaaaaah! What the hell...???'

I'm going to be single forever, as I'm too scary. :D

single forever, im impressed with your dedication to stay single, i on the other hand will get a girl as soon as i can,

thinking about it that means i will be single forever too

Well, that's what the Singles Club is for.

Let the moaning begin!!!

Well, that's what the Singles Club is for.

Let the moaning begin!!!

errrrrr Batch? You posted twice. You spammer you :P

I don't tend to moan, I'm just a pessimiste :D

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

well i like moaning, the only thing better is aurguing

NO IT ISN'T!!!


:P

gggrrrrrr,

yes it is, of course it is,

Hi i'm smeghead

i'm single and i really hate it unlike DL4 how i have to say isn't scary what so ever and wants to stay single, i don't

being single sucks but it can make life more fun cuz you have the chance to find your self a new partner that can be fun. this involves going out and getting really drunk and making a pratt of your self and that is fun. B)

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....... :P

you know i have to agree wioth DL4

rriiiiiiiiiiight

I third that.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....


On the other hand, i do partially agree with you. When you're single you have the thrill of the chase, trying to get a girlfriend. Once you have one, it's like a routine.

Whats wrong with getting really drunk

Your all boring <_<

You didn't see demon at the sixth form party last year ? he was unconscious and swimming in his own vomit. That's a good enough reason not to get drunk!

wow, that would stop anyone from getting drunk again.

i don't really think that getting drunk is the best way of getting a girlfriend, i think this for a few reasons

1) it's nice if you can remember that they exist in the morning
2) they don't really know what you are like, only what you are like pissed
3) it costs a lot of money to get pissed for no real reason (you won't know if you are going to get a girlfriend or not) (unless of course someone else is paying)

Being slightly drunk helps ;) Thats how I got my boyfriend. We were, er, 'together' (euphamism there chappies) when I was slightly drunkard, and then he had the (dutch) courage to ask me out. It's great. But no, you don't want to do a Lanham.... Firstly, EWWWWWWWW! Secondly, EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

yes i suppose a little bit of dutch courage would help.

you just have to make sure you don't have too much and do a lanham

lol! Guess what? Lanham's right behind me, and he's out for blood :D Run my pretties! Run!

lol, here's a really great song for our single people:

Ah yeah that's right
All you single people out there
This is for you

I'm not waitin' around for a man to save me
(Cos I'm happy where I am)
Don't depend on a guy to validate me
(No no)
I don't need to be anyone's baby
(Is that so hard to understand?)
No I don't need another half to make me whole

Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't

[Chorus:]
This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm tradin' places
Right now a star's in the ascendant

I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be

Ah yeah Uh Huh that's right

Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good
(I like who I am)
I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cos I would
I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cos you say I should
(Can't romance on demand)
I'm gonna wait so I'm sorry if you misunderstood

[Chorus]

Everything in it's right time everything in it's right place
I know I'll settle down one day
But 'til then I like it this way it's my way
Eh I like it this way

Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't
'Til then I'm single

This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm tradin' places
Right now a star's in the ascendant


Thats Natasha Bedingfield's new song, btw.

that's different, so lanham has finally seen it, i wondered how long i had left to live

I'd say you have quite a while. It's fairly easy to out-run and out-insult him. Failing that, trip him up. That works too. And it'll be a cold day in hell before Lanham being after my blood is:

a ) something to scare me
b ) something different from usual.

good point, i though of a contest. see how much we can get his blood to boil before he explodes.

you can take that literally if you wish

Good god! DL4 quoting a Non-Evanescence song!


And if you see lanham, by all means boil his blood, but only after you've got him back on here.

your the admin with the allmighty awod, you make him. and dd

I wish you were here tonight
with me
to see
the northern lights

I wish you were here
tonight
with me

I wish I could have you by m,y side
tonight
when the sky is
burning

I wish I could have you by my side.

That being the Rasmus, thank you v.much Batchy boy :P

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Aren't we being song bitchy!

Tiptoe to your room,
A starlight in the gloom,
I only dream of you,
And you never knew

A little bit of Muse for all you uncultured youths :P Just had to stick my oar in there! And yes, I do have an oar - make of that what you will, innuendoes and all.

is it treally burning, i will have to see that

Poor, simple Kaithar....you're just poor and, er, simple....

Anyway, wouldn't this crooning be best suited to the music thread, or even a thread of its own. We're supposed to be complaining that we're single...


....speaking of which....



....I HAVE A DATE.....


....at some point next week

are'nt you the lucky one. i have given up on my love life

no hang on thats not right. i have yet to discover if i have a love life and if not, where it has run of to. i will have to try and catch it if this is the case

GET OUT OF OUR CLUB, DISGUSTING HALF-OF-A-COUPLE!

No lovebirds allowed :P

Heh, although, she does have a great name :P

And Kaithar, the sky burning is the aurora borealis (sp?)

And Batch, also, the music I post is I'm single I rawk/Romance/I need you/Die with me orientated, so it si perfectly suited to this thread :P

So
there

Oh, and I have no love life. No one lurves me :(
The only way I will ever experience love is by writing about it, with Gemz encouragement because it is squee!

i would find it dificult to write about love. how can you write about it when you have never experianced it. (fantasy books are different because although you havn't experianced it no-one else has either so they can't think, well thats just stupid or anything like that)

:angry: That is just not true! You shall find love!! Somewhere in the world is a man equally obsessed with dragons, but evenmore smitten by you! And there's nothing you can say to prove otherwise!

yes you will find love eventually

but i have a problem, there arn't many girls out there that are obsesed by battlefield tactics (the medieval sort with swords and the like) the picking will be exceptionally slim

You could always try not mentioning the battlefield tactics things to begin with. That might get you somewhere. Don't you watch movies? TV? Read books? Something?

I think Kaithar will have an internet wedding with a spammer :P

I'm going to be the cat lady spinster woman who hits kiddies with a broom for molesting her kitties.

:huh: O..........kay.....

Ah, but if I have a date, and yet you're much 'seeexier' than me, you're bound to find someone!

yah right! In which world?

there is no world that can ever be created or exists where i can find a girl, even if i make it up :P

NO imagination stretches far enough to me with a bf

I'm sorry. I refuse to agree to this...well, concerning DL anyway (no offence Kaithar ;) ).

You is pretty, funny, and talented. Who wouldn't want you?

(again, that was aimed at DL and not Kaithar. I don't quite know how to complement you, mate!)