two priests and a nun are at the pearly gates....

saint peter turns to them and says

"Right, heaven's pretty full, so there is going to be a little test to get in.."
all three nod quite seriously as he turns to the first priest

"What are three names for the lord God?"
"Yaweth, Javhova and the lord of all hosts"
"Correct, in you go..."

He turns to the second priest
"How many days did it take God to create the word and everything in it?"
"Seven days"
"Correct, in you go too"

He turns to the nun and looks her slowly up and down, an eyebrow raised
"What is the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
The nun thinks for a very long times and murmurs
"my that's a hard one....."
"Correct" said saint peter "In you Go...."

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?





A. Dam













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