Hello, my name is Bessy. I live on a farm with a guy named John and his wife Thelma, and also a bunch of animals like chickens and pigs. In fact, I'm an animal too. I'll give you three hints:

1) I am.....BIG BONED
2) I just recently lost my sister....(Farmer and his wife decided they wanted steak for dinner)

3) I have an udder, If you pull, milk comes out!.....(ok, THAT may not have been very appropriate)

Yes, I am a cow. But Im not just any cow, I am a Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cow.

I know what your thinking, I'm very charming. If there are any Bulls out there who would like to join me for a virtual date......IM HERRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo, SEXY... utterly irresistible - if you're a bull or----- just full of it.

* STARTS GIGLLING UNCONTROLLABLY*

You really think I'm SEXY?

It's ok Ms.Three, you don't have to answer that, where ARE all the bulls anyway?

Taking a gigantic... :lol:

.....I have a feeling that was going to be yucky......*Ms.BACPACLady tries to resist grotesquerie impulse*...... :lol:

*Lugana bowed his head, gave up, and exited the pub. The streets of loony land were overly colorful as usual. The smiling sun wearing sunglasses greeted him as he made a turn out of the ally and onto the main street. God, Lugana hated that sun! He had never been able to communicate with cows like Three could, but when she started saying cows were sexy in a public place and started holding a conversation with one, it disturbed Lugana a little.*

I miss home….

*It had been a year now since Ms. B sucked him into loony land, and Lugana was getting homesick. He missed the smell of a freshly opened box of cheese-its and sweet taste of a crispy cream doughnut. He wished he knew where Ms. B was. He needed to ask her where the giant straw was so he could escape. But Ms. B was a shape shifter and she could look like anything at any given time. For all Lugana knew, that cow Three was talking to could have been Ms. B, but it was too late to go back and ask now. Oh, how he missed home….*

*bows* you'll never leave.

its all right *gives Lugana cheese-its*

*Ms.BPL steals Lugana's cheese its and runs off, laughing evily as she begins eating em*