Hello Amanda, Daniel, and anyone else who chooses to read this. Mostly Amanda. Onece again, peanutbutter and jelly has gotten the best of me. My muffin got in a fight with someone elses cough syrup and I think that im being followed....by penguins. If you find a prince charming laying around anywhere, bring him to me, HE'S MINE (well, he will be, Muahhhhhhhh). HEY, LOOK, THERE'S A GIANT PANDA BEHIND YOU"!!!!..........HAHAHA,monkeys always look!

oh, will you look at the time, im late for tea with the queen of England......well, i'll just have to come on here and read posts later....(2 mins. later......"ooo,look,posts!)

*Lugana was just touching up his report on the behavioral patterns of the members who join Authors United, when suddenly got the oldest feeling that he was falling. Then it seemed like the world around him was slowly disappearing in a white mist, as if it had been nothing more then a figment of his imagination. He found himself surrounded by blue skies. It appeared that he was sitting on a cloud. Lugana panicked for nearly three minuets, until he realized that it wasn’t helping like he had originally thought. Frightened and a bit confused he slowly stood and peered of the side.*

What the heck?

*Everything on the earth had something of a cartoonish look to it. He looked up to see the sun was smiling and wearing sunglasses. Lugana panicked again and fell forward of the cloud. He air was freezing as it passed by him at building speeds. How was this happening? Is this how he was going to die? Could this be real? No, of chores it’s not real! How could it be? The ground cycling towards him was getting dangerously close. This was it. Lugana braced himself for what came next, but then, to his surprise, he sank into the ground as if it was made of rubber and it flung him back into the air. When he landed this time, the ground was much harder. Not exactly sure what just happened and with a throbbing pain in his head, he stood up. Where was he? Was he in toonland? How the heck did he get here? Then he saw her. Ms.BACPACLady was standing right in front of him and yelling out names of people he had never met. Then it hit him. He had somehow entered Ms.BACPACLady’s own little world!*

What…? How…? Who are you taking about?

wow, lugana finally hired his own narrator! yes, your in Ms.BACPACLady's world now, muahhhhhhhh!!!!!.........uh,muahhhhhhhhhh! welcome daniel son. hope you enjoy your stay,muahhhhhh.

In this part of the form, narrating yourself is the idea. This system allows us to interact with each other through narrating. It also helps build writing skills. When you start an in-room conversation, you need to give a setting a description of the area we are talking and interacting in. Anything you do physically has stars, brackets, or parenthesis inclosing the action or thought. Soon enough, I am going to install a game system into this part of the form as soon as I finish programming the dice roller.
To have a normal conversation, you have to go into the Authors United form. But until then, we are in Ms. BACPACLady’s world.

*Lugana was floored by Ms. BACPACLady’s response. Why was she calling him Daniel? He took a quick mental note to add to his report later.*

How did I get here? Did you suck me into your own little world, or did come here by accident. Was it that french-fry Silva gave me at lunch?

*Bria read daniels message as she listened to music and chomped on some gum. "daniel sure has some potential for crazieness, but then again, he's learning form the best", she thought, and and evil grin came over her large redish-purple face. she contiued typing while looking at a preety picture of a rooter, she thought to herself, "he's cute"!

*Lugana blinked*

Hello? I just asked you a question.

*Lugana said a bit frighten by how BACPACLady seemed to being spacing out in her own little world.*

How did I get here?

" I SUCKED YOU INTO MY DIEMENTION USING A STRAW AND SOME 3 IN 1 OIL I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED", she shouted to him through the glass box that a mime had put around her just momemts ago.

*Lugana was now definitely afraid. How did she suck him through a straw? And where did that mime come from?*

Oh crap!

*The mime began dancing his way. Lugana started to run, but the ground had apparently decided that it wanted to turn into rubber again, causing to fall forward. The mime caught him and then entrapped him in an invisible box. Lugana could no longer move. Panicking he yelled,*

Help me BACPACLady, Bria, or whoever you are.

" But why would I help you, when the mime is working for ME", she said in the most frighteningly evil voice she could.

*Lugana was near tears*

Please, get me out of here. I’ll… I’ll… do whatever you want! Please!

Bria knew exactly what she wanted him to do. But she knew that it would require some supplies from the nearest super market. Sitting in her recliner chair and petting her cat, she strted thinking about what collor his tites should be for the show.

Bria just got Daniel's message. He said he had to go and her heart sank. She was so close to catching Lugana and putting him in tites and then he jumped out of her reach. she sadly shutdown the computer and got back to her homework.

*With the coast clear, the Thought Fox peeks out from his hiding place. He, too, had been caught by the Evil Dimension-Traversing Suck of BACPACLady's Straw and trembled in fear as the once admirable Lugana was reduced to tears and begging by the insanity of the bizarre BACPAC Lady. Steeling himself, he stands and hurries over to Lugana*

Quick, let's get out of here!

* an uncomfortable pause follows*

Nice tights.

* Little did they know, MsBACPACLady knew that The Thought Fox was trying to help Lugana escape, she knew how she was going to stop them. "Nobody escapes from MsBACPACLady's world", she said with mischief. She stroked her rubber chicken while drinking a cup of tea.

*Walks quietly around the back of the area where ms.BACPAClady is drinking a cup of black, unsweetened sugar and Lugana and TF are trying to hide behind a tree. Deciding the best plan of action is to not even try and decifer whats going on and to sit on a comfortable green bench in the sun and eat a chelsea bun.*

hmmmm I like chelsea buns...


^_^

*Thought Fox pushed Lugana out of the box and onto the now hardened ground. Lugana ignored the comment about his tights. He was just glad to be out of there.*

Lets get out of here!

*Lugana made a run for it and Thought Fox followed. They had to find the straw that sucked him in and hope there was a way out, or find a way to suck his sword into her fantasyland. She might try to send some sort of monstrous cartoon chicken after them. He needed to be prepared. Maybe Thought Fox has sword on him. He yelled back to Thought Fox as then ran.*

Did you bring your sword?

OH, OH, I did! *reaches into back pocket and pulls out a pencil - and a paper, a ball, a book, the neighbor's poodle, a glass, her calculator, her keyboard, a diet pepsi...* Hmmm... it is here somewhere.

Ah ha! *pulls out a handfull of green jello* oops, I must have put it in the other pocket.

*MS.BACPACLADY quivered in fear, if Lugane and the Thought fox ever found out that her one true weakness was jello, she'd be a gonner. she knew what had to be done, she had to stop Three from giving them any green jello.*

*Suddenly, LXM appeared in the midst of them, face smeared with green jello. In mid-chew he looked up, his spoon raised and ready to give him another delightful glob. As he looked resumed chewing, slowly contemplating. It looked as though he wasn't in Washington anymore. He saw aleana sitting on a bench calmly eating a bun of some sort and approached her*

Ummm...Aleana? What's going on?

*MsBACPACLady sat bac and listened to the conversation. She was plotting her revenge against LXM, she hadn't forgotten what happened in France, even if LXM did. *

"I WILL GET REVENGE, MUAHHHHHHH"

*offers LXM a piece of chelsea bun (its a bun shaped in a spiral with dried fruit in and sometimes cinnamon)*

To be honest I only think MsBACPAClady knows whats going on, and I wouldn't ask her right know beacuse she's looking quite angry and muttering somthing under her breath.

As what those three are doing... *points to Lugana and TC being chased around the garden by a giant chicked with Three trailing behind still looking for something in her pockets*...I'm not sure they'll be wanting to eat chicken for a while.

Here, have a tissue to wipe that green stuff off your face.

*takes napkin and wipes face*

Thanks

*takinga bun, he stares at it for a moment*

Hmmmm... these remind me of something...French...I dunno...

*Little did LMX know that the bun actually spoke french*

(...curse you...I don't know french...)

(french): If you take a bite out of me I will eviscerate you and strangle you with your own intestines. * the bun said calmly. LXM stared down at it in horror, but seeing that the bun had no weapon he took a a vicious bite out of it anyway, crumbs sticking all over his face. Suddenly he falls backwards, as if fighting an invisible force, clutching the bun in a death grip up to his mouth.*

:blink:

Oh no! LXM

I'll save you from that evil French-speaking bun!

Meanwhile, Amanda (three) had stuck her hand in her other pocket and found:
a wallet (but whose?), a man missing a wallet (but whose?), a woman missing a man missing a wallet (hope she finds him) *looks over shoulder*, another book, the Queen of England, (who bacpac had been having tea with only posts before), a water bottle, a flower, the penguins who were chasing the others, some radioactive looking material ... and OF COURSE, the sword Daniel was looking for! AH HA! at least I wasn't wearing overalls.

With the sword found, Amanda sits down on a fluffy chair -where'd that come from?- and starts examining a nearby gentleman who looks a lot like *gasp* the notorious fish in Wranglers! muahahahaha :)

*jumps up from the bench and tries to pull the evil french-speaking bun away from LXM's throat but doesn't succeed. So she steps away, clicks her fingers and huge elephant appears*

Oh, you were meant to be superman...never mind you'll do. Go eat the lovely bun Nellie!

*elephant charges off towards LXM*

just then the elephent turned into a butterfly and flew away. Ms.BACPACLady knew that it was up to here and the otheres to eat the bun off LXM's throat

man, this story just keeps getting wiereder and wierder

But then, Amanda threw a giant glob of grape jelly at the bun, causing it to...
(you finish the sentance)

explode into 1 million pieces and then LXM got a little bit of jelly on him and caused him to break out in a funny lookinf rash.

*Gemsykins walks in with her MP3 on ful blast, causing the others to hear strained blasts of Fall Out Boy*

... Woah. This is too weird even for me.

*She turns on her heel and leaves via the door in the tree she entered by*

some people are crazy enough and then some people just can't handle Ms.BACPACLady's world. :(

Mmmmmmm... *Starts singing Johnny Cash*

Well, I taught the weepin' willow how to cry...

"and I showed the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky....."

And the tears I cried for that (wo)man, are gonna flood you Big River... B)

and i'm gonna sit right here until I die

YAY! Can't you hear the applause? hehehe.

Of Course they're applauding, WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ms.BACPACLady starts to sing Folsom Prision Blues.*

"I hear that train a comin'. It's rollin' round' the bend and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.........."

"I'm stuck in Folsome Prison, and time keeps draggin' on. But that train keeps a rollin' *lowers voice pitch* on down to San Antone..."