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Okay, here goes anything...oops, I mean nothing. and don't yell at me if i did this wrong, I AM a newbie.

Setting: Outside on the grounds of some glorious, old fashioned castle or manor, walking throught the gardens, under trees, etc. There are roses, grass, trees in colorful, full bloom and it is noontime. There are as many flowers as clouds in the sky (many, many, many), and there is a table and a set of chairs in the midst of all of this. On the table is a soft white tablecloth with some lacy design or another, and books, lots and lots of books. The books range from romance to tragedy and fill up the centre of the table...

Hello! Would you like to join me? *beckons you to join her by waving her book- mark* How are you? :D

THAT'S ALL GOOD, BUT I GOTTS ANOTHER IDEA, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

The birght sun shone as Leopold struggled to make it to the end of a never ending dirt road. He was tired and thirsty and filled with rage. He wanted so badly to make things right but everything he touched went up in flames. He stopped to catch his breath and then continued on. He wiped his eyes of the sweat that was building up on his face. All of the sudden he saw an enourmous man and behind him was a cow with a Harley Davidson tatoo and a ciggarette in its mouth.

hmm... OKKKKAAAAAAAAY, but we are supposed to have a conversation. Talk to me Woman. :lol:

Ok *says I in a rich and snobby tone* (for that is the mood I am in after reading a certain story) How do you take your tea?

Awwwwwwl shucks enough of that, I isn't science educated redneck for nothin'

*looks dazed and in awe* OOOOOH, Cyano Bacteria. :wacko:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What do you get when you mix sodium chloride and riddilin?

see these are all questions that can be answered with a little help fromthe news paper, the internet and a little knowledge of the scientific world, and thats where you come in. join me in......*staring off into space...."am i wearing clean underoos?"*......join me in being dictator of the universe (or Marysville CA)....tooo close to call

Muahaha... I just had to change avatars, LOOK, it is from PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!

And I think the egg came first... must've been a genetic mutation *obviously dominant* and It was probably an adaptive mechanism... hehehe

as to the others... NEEEN- :ph43r: ER.

i no see a new avi

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I see it... *looks around* Oh there it is! *jumps back* no that was the Fish wearing wranglers and walking down the runway....

look 'gin :lol:

whoa, yea i saw that fish. that was one hott pair of wranglers. he had honkeytonkbadonkadonk. giggley goops!

bababamba, ma'amba says b'damn those avatars, b'damn them. :wacko:

picture this.......a cat eating a bowl......of soup

cat says : "meow meow meow, choke," thanks to the soup that bacpac gave to it.

bacpac gave the cat the soup but it is amanda who sabbotoged it

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice *wine*. slurrrrrrrp sluuurrrrrrrrrp slurrrrrp. :)

hanible lecter , id like to eat HIS liva........

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... Tell me, Clarice, Have the lambs stopped screaming. ;)

well, yes and no. i hear them less. but every now and again on a sunday night, during a full moon, at 12:01, i hear them again they say, "calirice, your a puss, why didn't you save us, before i die im going to telll alll the other lambs that your a puss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMM.....ooooooooh, grrrrrr.

FEMINIST REVENGE! KILL THOSE CHAUVINIST JERKS! all hail P.M.S. :unsure: oops, too much info.

"...EVERY ROSE HAS IT THORN...DODODODO" CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you stand facing north and make 4 lefts, where do you end up?

:rolleyes: :wacko: <_<

LAUNDRY MAT AD: TWO WONGS CAN MAKE A WHITE

Me turn : U - turn

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife over the dead telephone and then he picked up his hammer and saw.

YES, BUT I ONE WROTE WITH A DULL PENCIL, IT SUCKED

d'dd'd'd'd That's all folks.

*sipps tea and opens up a lovely romance novel* well, until next time...

*assumes the air of a duchess* goodbye, I must now depart... and ALL that jazz. :lol:

lol u two are funny..
in answer to the 4 turns left from north- is it north? or does it depend on how big the turns are?! :D

Why thank you very much. it just so happens that funny be our buissiness and .....*starts day dreaming, "Did i feed the cat"...."I think were out of cat food"....."Did i feed the fish, oh no, i think were out of fish food too"......."hmmm, maybe i could just feed the fish to the cat....or could i feed the cat to the fish, hmmmm, tricky, tricky"*

Lol, i see the insanity has returned to AU :P

And its a good thing too. without a little bit of insanity we'd all get bored eventually.

Very true. We used to have a resident nutter, but Aine seems to have gone off on to bigger and better things, like the so-called 'Real World'

*walks into the garden its down*

okay I didn't understand half of that conversation

but I agree with the little bit of insanity being a good thing - well I hope so anyway..... :unsure: :D

hmm those cakes look lovely

(I can't remember if there were cakes in the original desciption, but they're there now :P)

The idea is, don't think too hard about what the crazzies are saying, your not going nuts, unless you think like us, it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. And that's why i think peanutbutter tastes soooo goood.

oh, and the cakes got up and walked away because they had a dentist appointment, they said that they will be back later.

*watches the chocolate muffins walk away*

how very rude!

Tch! Baked goods today! No manners at all.

*calls men in white coats*

I know, what is wrong with them?

*bACPACLADY tears up (again)*

*pats msBACPAClady on the back*

There, there. As you said, off to the dentist to have their....erm...teeth checked out.

*tries to remember cooking classes as to whether cakes actually have teeth.*

So, did everyone enjoy their pancakes last week?

THEY DO. THEY DO. I GOT BIT BY A CUPCAKE ONCE!

I thought we had waffles *sniffs sadly and looks around* ... Shame on those muffins! Bria got bit by a cupcake...muahahaha! and the fish ran away with the dish! :lol: HELLO Sailor *looks at fish with wranglers* (why DOES he keep showing up?)

'Meow,' said the dog. 'Woof' said the cat... then they both ran away with Bacpac's hat. :wacko:

HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH MY HAT!

He went *looks suspiciously in both directions
<-----THAT WAY-------> :unsure:

Im going after him, b'damnitt, i want my hat!