Let's play the game called "Which is Worse?"
I post 2 things and you choose which one is worse ^_^

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
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a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
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a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train
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a. If there was no internet
b. If there was no television
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a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
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a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
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a. Your favorite band breaking up
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
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a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
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a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
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a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert
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a. 1000 bee stings
b. 1000 paper cuts
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends
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a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair
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a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
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a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
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a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
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a. A tap constantly dripping
b. A clock loudly ticking
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a. Being in a two hour traffic jam
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
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a. Not having any money
b. Not having any food
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a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
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a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
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a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert toooo hotttttt
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
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a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train you'd definitely die
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a. If there was no internet tv sucks nowadays, i'd rather have my scrubs DVD...on the computer.
b. If there was no television
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a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake there's at least a fire escape
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a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time um. ew.
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
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a. Your favorite band breaking up MCR!!!
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
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a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo it smells
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
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a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited GUILT
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
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a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert because you couldn't go again. MCR!
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a. 1000 bee stings youchers
b. 1000 paper cuts
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends
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a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair
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a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails but my computer blocks both :D
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a. Being alive and miserable not that I'm suicidal.
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people yuk. drunks.
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
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a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
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a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
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a. A tap constantly dripping save water!
b. A clock loudly ticking
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a. Being in a two hour traffic jam because I would totally do b
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
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a. Not having any money
b. Not having any food
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a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
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a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise unless it's MCR ;)

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
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a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
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a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train you've got to be quite dense to be hit by a train unless you in another one
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a. If there was no internet i don't watch much tv anyway
b. If there was no television
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a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire i don't like the heat
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
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a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
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a. Your favorite band breaking up i don't have a favourite of either and i wouldn't care one way or the other
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
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a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
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a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
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a. Going blind at a movie at a lot of concerts suddenly going deaf would be good and there aren'tany concerts which i would consider it a loss
b. Going deaf at a concert
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a. 1000 bee stings
b. 1000 paper cuts
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all as long as it works i don't care
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever death is a blessing
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a. To be hated i'm used to being ignored
b. To be ignored
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends i don't mind being alone
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a. Ran out of underwear i don't what to think about that
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair
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a. Popup Ads b. Spam Emails
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day does it make a difference? it doesn't really matter whar your dumped
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house what car?
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything depending on what the persons like
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall whatever, it doesn't make a difference to me
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a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
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a. Life in prison without parole theres nothing wrong with death
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day i'm inside all the time but admuittedly the rain wouldn't bother me
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a. A tap constantly dripping whatever one really
b. A clock loudly ticking
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a. Being in a two hour traffic jam
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons it may be shorter time period but i would be more annoyed
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday whatever, it really doesn't matter
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up how are you going to get on the internet if your computer doesn't boot up
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a. Not having any money
b. Not having any food i'm sure i could get by with no money but i would hate to starve to death
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a. Not having a computer i don't use my phone much anyway
b. Not having a phone
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
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a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
-----------------------------------------
a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
---------------------------------------
a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train
-----------------------------------------
a. If there was no internet
b. If there was no television
-----------------------------------------
a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
-----------------------------------------
a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
-----------------------------------------
a. Your favorite band breaking up
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
-----------------------------------------
a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
-----------------------------------------
a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
-----------------------------------------
a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert
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a. 1000 bee stings
b. 1000 paper cuts
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all ( i say this cos i have an old ugly car)
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends
-----------------------------------------
a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair
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a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
-----------------------------------------
a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
-----------------------------------------
a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
-----------------------------------------
a. A tap constantly dripping
b. A clock loudly ticking
-----------------------------------------
a. Being in a two hour traffic jam
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
-----------------------------------------
a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
-----------------------------------------
a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
-----------------------------------------
a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
-----------------------------------------
a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
-----------------------------------------
a. Not having any money
b. Not having any food
-----------------------------------------
a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
-----------------------------------------
a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
-----------------------------------------
a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
-----------------------------------------
a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
---------------------------------------
a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train
-----------------------------------------
a. If there was no internet
b. If there was no television
-----------------------------------------
a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
-----------------------------------------
a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
-----------------------------------------
a. Your favorite band breaking up
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
-----------------------------------------
a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
-----------------------------------------
a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
-----------------------------------------
a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert
-----------------------------------------
a. 1000 bee stings
b. 1000 paper cuts
-----------------------------------------
a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all
-----------------------------------------
a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
----------------------------------------
a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends
-----------------------------------------
a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair
-----------------------------------------
a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
-----------------------------------------
a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
-----------------------------------------
a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
-----------------------------------------
a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
-----------------------------------------
a. A tap constantly dripping
b. A clock loudly ticking
-----------------------------------------
a. Being in a two hour traffic jam b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
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a. Not having any money need money for food (^-^)
b. Not having any food
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a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
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a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise

nice to see i'm the only one who thinks it would be worse to live forever than to die tomorrow

quick question how did u manage to copy all that lot??!

Highlighted it, pressed ctrl-c, and went to reply and pressed ctrl-v

I put dying tomorow because there were things I wanted to do tomorrow :P

lol, whilst that may be true i believe that living forever will be a nightmare beyond comprehension

I would fill out my own one, but I copied it, went thought and highlighted my options, went to post it, and then got told I hd been signed out and lost it! :angry:

And I haven't had time to do it all again!

I hate it when things like that happen

Here's one. Which is Worse?


a. Having your heart broken
b. Breaking someone's heart



I'm inclined to say the latter.

i agree with you on this one, i'll say the latter

yeah, i'd say the latter too. if someone breaks your heart then at least you can erm, 'discuss' that person with sympathetic friends, whereas if you're the heartbreaker then I guess you're just left with a whole lot of guilt.

hmmm but you could also make a good argument for the first option

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
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a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
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a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train
AT LEAST THIS IS A QUICKER WAY OF
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a. If there was no internet
b. If there was no television
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a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
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a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
BOTH
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a. Your favorite band breaking up
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
TOO USED TO THIS HAPPENING NOW
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a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
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a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
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a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert
BOTH
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a. 1000 bee stings
b. 1000 paper cuts -
depends if youyr allergic to bee stings or not, but 1000 paper cuts remind me of a song from i think alkaline trio but thats just random old me
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
ive experiencesd both and so they are both the worst
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends
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a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair PASS
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a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails
all smeggin both
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people

IM A T-TOTAL DUE TO TEQUILA!
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day
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a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
REALLY SHORTER THAN ME HAHAHAH, THAT WOULD BE WELL A MIRACLE 5FT 2 AT 20
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a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
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a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
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a. A tap constantly dripping
b. A clock loudly ticking
BOTH
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a. Being in a two hour traffic jam
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
BIT DIFFICULT - IM BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
HMMMMM - A) KICK THEM IN THE GILLS B ) PLAY DEAD
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
BOTH IVE EXPEREINCED IN THE LAST WEEK
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a. Not having any money need money for food (^-^)
b. Not having any food
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a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
BOTH - I'D HAVE NO WAY TO CONTACT STUART
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
URGGGHHH !



a. Having your heart broken
b. Breaking someone's heart
BOTH

i know most of them i copped out on

I'll try again...

a. Having a parrot that doesn't talk
b. Having a parrot that won't shut up
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a. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert
b. Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the arctic
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a. Being hit by a car
b. Being hit by a train
-----------------------------------------
a. If there was no internet
b. If there was no television
-----------------------------------------
a. Being on the 10th floor during a fire
b. Being on the 10th floor during an earthquake
-----------------------------------------
a. Peeing your pants because you can't make it to the rest room in time
b. Peeing on the side of the highway where the other cars can see you
-----------------------------------------
a. Your favorite band breaking up
b. Your favorite tv show being cancelled
-----------------------------------------
a. Accidentally stepping in dog poo
b. Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mud up to your ankle
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a. Knowing that your best friend is in jail for a crime you commited Guilt
b. Going to jail for a crime you didn't commit
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a. Going blind at a movie
b. Going deaf at a concert Then you'd get nothing from it
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a. 1000 bee stings but both are bad!
b. 1000 paper cuts
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a. Having the ugliest, oldest car
b. Having no car at all
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a. Dying tomorrow
b. Living forever not that I want to die any time soon!
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a. To be hated
b. To be ignored
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a. Going on a dream vacation with no one but yourself
b. Going on a horrible vacation with all your friends They'd probably not be your friends by the end
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a. Ran out of underwear
b. Ran out of toilet paper
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a. Hair in your food
b. Food in your hair specially sticky things!!
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a. Popup Ads
b. Spam Emails
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a. Being alive and miserable
b. Being dead in peace
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a. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people not that I really know what that feels like
b. Being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people
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a. Being dumped on Christmas
b. Being dumped on Valentines Day and therefore near my birthday---------------------------------------
a. Locking yourself out of your car
b. Locking yourself out of your house
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a. A friend that knows nothing
b. A friend that knows everything
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a. Having your date be extra short
b. Having your date be extra tall
-----------------------------------------
a. Not being able to talk for the rest of your life
b. Not being able to move for the rest of your life
-----------------------------------------
a. Life in prison without parole
b. Death penalty
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a. Being stuck inside on a beautiful day
b. Being stuck outside on a rainy day
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a. A tap constantly dripping environmentalist here!
b. A clock loudly ticking
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a. Being in a two hour traffic jam
b. Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
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a. Not getting presents on your birthday
b. Not getting presents on Christmas
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a. Being in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
b. Being in the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
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a. Eating a bug
b. Eating a worm
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a. My Internet service not connecting
b. My computer not booting up
-----------------------------------------
a. Not having any money
b. Not having any food
-----------------------------------------
a. Not having a computer
b. Not having a phone
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a. Sand in your underwear
b. Sand in your mouth
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a. Complete silence
b. Near-deafening noise

Usually I'd agree but one of my friends had hairy soup (not intentionally it was just there) and it just seemed scary there were hairs every where at least with food in your hair you can wash it and dont have to ingest it or pick it out