Setting: A calm lounge, complete with bar, tv, pool table, etc. Love songs about being single can be heard

*Thought Fox walks in wearing shirt and jeans and orders a beer*

I'm single. It's not fair.



(that should get the ball rolling)

*appears in a corner in a flash of goddessly light, wearing a cool swishyswishdressydress(in a nice green) and moans to self*

grrrr...single

*Two waiters emerged from a door dragging Grogdon*
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE!!! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHES MARRIED!?!
*The two waiters open the door to the outside and threw Grogdon out*
BUT IT WAS SO NI.... ARGGGGGG ouf!
*The two waiters slam the door shut and walk back into the room where they had came from closing the door behind them all the while DL and Batch stared shocked in utter silence*

*Enter Gemsykins in normal mode, wearing her usual clothing - flarey jeans and a t-shirt with something witty written on it*

Dunno what you're complaining about - after my last two boyfriends I'm glad to be single!

*huggles* good for you. But at least you had the choice - stay with em or dump em.

*stares at Grogdon* you wanna get up? *prods him with foot* hmmm

*groan*
Kill me!
*groan*

But that would be no fun! Watching you in pain is far more entertaining! :P

*kaithar strolls in just in time to catch the convosation*

yes being me i think i have definatly learnt that.

*pokes with pointy stick*

Ow, *Slaps stick away*

*Gem pokes again*

Buzz off *slaps stick away again*

*Gem repeats poking and Grogdon yanks the stick out of Gems hand and snaps it leaving Grogdon with a big grin on his face obviously thinking he achieved something big*

not a good move i'm afraid, you'll only get something worse now. Just you wait.

*gets metal pointy stick*

:wickedgrin:

YOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
*Jumps up*
What you do that for!?!
*Threatens with metal pointy stick*
Ok i'm up. Shesh!

your lucky you gave up then, with me i wouyld have melted down the metal point stick like this

*quickly steals the meatl pointy stick goes outside to the nearest furnace and melts it down*
*comes back in*

see if you do that she gets mad and starts attcking you with something even worse.

I can imagin that.

*Moves towards the bar and sits down*
YOWWW!!!!

You just had to poke me in the bum didn't you Gem.

Has anyone asked Grogdon WHY he's even more miserable than the rest of us?

Just a mo - Kai, that would depend which metal it is. If its an adamantine poking stick it cannot be reformed :P

TF, Why didn't you?

*approaches Grogdon* Whats up?

I'm not miserable, I just like to be the center of attention. :P

lol, well i can't blame you. :D

and i never checked if the thing melted, just as long as its in the furnace

*aleana walks in an sits down on a nice, big sofa*

hum, well I'm single but from what i see its a lot more simple to keep it that way.

*sighs and closes her eyes as she tries to get a bit of sleep*

*is wearing huge oven gloves to stop her from burning her hands*

Hehehehe, I do love adamatine ^_^

*procedes to prob Kai and Grogden in turn*

That *prod* was for trying to melt my poky stick. And that *prod* was for doing something with a married woman, according to your first post.

*After much painfull proding from the white hot adamatine...*
Why do I feel so un-loved? *Faints*

Because you are...



...just kidding.

I would say something but I'm still fainted. :P

that never stopped me. Heck ive died a couple of times and im still talking.

Well you're just imortal then aren't you.

so it seems, I wish i had some amazing godly powers like DL's.

Anyway I'm pretty sure this is suppose to be a romantic conversation so I think I'll just go to that bar for a few drinks and get out of your way for a while.

yeah, this room here confused me. What is its point? this is supposed to be about romantic convos but we won't get any in here.

That's because we're around.

exactly, with us around you wil never get a romantic convosation.

its just like a convo room for the singles club, isn't it?

Geez, with yo lot around there will NEVER be a romantic convo here.

That is exactly what I said. So I'm just going to get drunk and fall asleep so to get out of your way. Carry on then.

*Takes one gulp of beer and falls asleep on the bar table*

Okay then, I'll start with the I hate it because I am single conversation then.

I'm single *mumble mumble groan* how rude.

Ahem. I started this conversation thread because this forum was going unused (now that DL and Clairc seem to have given up on their date, and no one else seems to be after one!).

Anyway, you don't HAVE to have romantic convos, providing it's remotely linked to the fact that we're single....

*waves around a girl's phone number that he got*....but for how long?

right so in this threadf i get to go, I'm single and don't care. Or something along those lines.

SNORE!!!

lol, a very apt comment

Well, whatever. Just say what you want, it's a free thread.

TF, if you keep boasting I'll burn that number, I swear! Or ring her and tell her that you used to a woman or something :P ;)