Ok, I read the pinned instructions 3 or 4 times over and I think I'm doing this right. Please don't kill me if it's not. :(

The tavern is a grubby little place down town. It's set in the time when kings ruled the lands and peasants didn't. Poor peasants. -_- Anyway, the tavern is made of wood (duh) with wooden pillars in the centre. There's always a mysterious group of cloaked men in the corner by the stained window and the rest or jolly drunks. There are few tavern brawls but they do happen occasionally and that's when the barkeeper steps in. The Barkeeper's a big scruffy man with big muscles on his arms. Along with the muscles his arms are also covered with jet black hair. The actual interior is fairly big with a small corridor leading off to the rooms.

I think that's enough with the description. I hope I done it right. :unsure:

yes you did :)

*DL appears in a flash of brilliant light, and walks up to bar*

a nice girly drink please

and if you don't stock them, I'll make you stock them with my goddessly magic

*runs through the door followed by a group of tourists*

they followed me here!!!!!
i swear!!!

The moon appears and in the glow of the moonlight, as if made of it, appears Green Child, the cowl pulled up to hide his face, everyone notices his "I love my girlfriend badge"
"here you go" he says before the taven keeper could react and calling upon the Green God, he made a nice girly drink appear as if from nowhere with a pink umbrella. Just to be fair he paid for it.

"mead please"

*Gemsykins walks in wearing her usual black duffle, stomping snow off her feet. She oulls of her gloves and undoes her coat. Shoving her goves in her pocket, she flops her coat over a bar stool and stits on it.*

"Er, do you do Vodka and Coke in this ye olde tavern?"

*Thought Fox walks in, wearing his homemade Thief costume (its a medieval tavern, isn't it?) and stalks up to the bar*

"One beer. Not fussy what type."

Kaith ar aslo come in, in a really undramitic way, at a really undramatic time whereing normal(ish) stuff.

hi, i'll have a larger, (not that im underaged or anything, not at all.)

Yes it is a medieval tavern.

*Grogdon slams the door open and startles some nearby drinkers. He walks up to the bar...*

Grogdon: "Beer please!"

Barkeep: "Your a bit young to be having beer"

Grogdon: "Grrr, ok give me a coke"

Barkeep: "Coke?"

Grogdon: "Never mind." *And turns away to face the others*

Grogdon: "Hi."

Did they have age limits in medieval times?

GC summond beer to Gorgon after paying for his mead much to the barkeeps dissaproval

possibly not, but then you were likely to die by the age of 30 so...

"Wohoo a beer, thanks GC."

Maybe the young kids were just responsible enough not to get beer.......... NAH!!! :P

Anytime...would anyone (you included Grogon) like to join my rpg?

Umm, I'm not great with RPGs. Firstly I don't get what you got to do?

jsut read the rules and stuff on the rpg you intend to join and pm the creater of that rpg if you hae any questions.

Yeah...dont worry man...if you ever go wrong ( which is doubtful) or are unsure about anything talk to me, DL, TF, Lugana or Kai...we'll set u straight.

Ok, I'll be off to read the rules then.
*Leaves tavern*



EDIT: *Pokes head back in*

"Do I need to create my character in the character submission thing?"

did i say lugana i ment clairc, god rpg's im my head...

*downs mug and levitates another giving the inkeeper his payment in the same way*

so whats new with everyone?

"Bah, never mind"
*Rushes back outside slamming the door behind him*

very little really, got uni interviews to look forward to but then you already knew that.

yeah nones near cams or at cams apu is it?

no, bath is my first one so that is quite a way away.

I think wooley applied and or went there or maybe DD

dd applied to bath spa, that i know, however i am going to the other bath.

*Slams the door open again startling nearby drinks for a second time*

Hah! I created my character for your RPG, Green Child. Man it takes forever.

Yeah it does that...... I just want a couple more ppl *looks over at Kai, Gem and mayb DL and TF* and we'll b ready to go....

Cool
So what you guys talking about?

*Grabs the beer that Grogdon left on the bench only to find it's empty*

HEY!!!
Who drunk my beer!?!

it wasn't me, honest

*looks around at everyone*

what, why won't you belive me

Hey look over there.
*Grogdon points behind Kaithar who turns to see what his pointing at*
I'll take this.
*Grogdon quickly snatches Kaithars beer and skulls it*

"That is amusing, Grogdon. But you'll have to learn the art of Crishing Kaithar as opposed to irritating him."

yeah, your one of the only ones that hasn't. look for the KCO if you want to find out.

So how did you say do you crush this fella?

The term is "Crish", a word exclusively invented by Authors United

it means 'hurt in an elaborate way', really.

*plays with her pink umbrella* Thankis for the drink, by the way GC

*gets another beer and starts drinking that.*

the KCO hasn't been posted in for a long time, it might be about time we have another good crishing

Have you just given up resisting or do you genuinely want to be crished?

*looks over Kaithar's shoulder*

OMG, A CRISHER!!!

*as Kai turns rounds, he swipes beer and hands it to Grogdon*

Have to be nice to the Newboy!

isn' that n00b? :P

*hires sumo to jump on Kai*

tehe! CRISH!

It's kay....

* a dwarf runs up at Gc's request and kicks ai solidly in the knees and then whistles a happy tune as he saunters off, Kai is on the floor*

happy crishing.....

*groans on the floor*

as you can see it normally involves al ot of pain by my part.

*Drinks stolen beer*
Yeah you got to be nice to the n00b. *Sticks tonge out at Kai*
How do you heart someone in a elaborate way?