K.
so ive met this girl....(as anyone will tell u...shut up james......I do not like that many girls...only one or two) and shes really nice, we kinda admitted to likin each other n then she went home 4 da weekend.
when she came back to uni she told me dat shed got back together with her xb/f and now its really .......nice.....cos were friends. Yet wen she gets drunk she kisses me n tells me how much she likes me. at present I've only quietly disengaged myself and put her in my bed so she can sleep it off(she lives 20 mins away). I've caught myself watching her sleep and i realise im in big trouble. Any advice?

You're screwed...





















Not really. This is the trouble with women. Some are only interested and, er, "friendly" (if you get my meaning). This was true of Kirsty (not DL4, another one - i've not seen her drun. yet. Muhahahhahahahahaha...)


Moving on... the best thing you can do is respect that she has a boyfriend, don't take anything she says or does seriously when she's been drinking and...and at least you're not taking pictures of her sleeping!


You're not, right?

^_^ ideas....

not litterally, I hope...that would ruin things...well, the friendship, maybe

PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN!!!

and I'm never going to get drunk, as long as I can help it so there :P

we all know how much u...........like........james :P

Wha? :huh:

Wha? :huh:

hmmmmm still in denial then.....or mayb shes just repulsed by u...coughmostwomenarecough :)

*points Awod™ at GC threateningly* I choose to ignore that....


...although you may have a point.


But we're not in denial cos there's nothing to deny. Is there?

I deny I'm in denial!

um, is that what I mean to say? oh whatever

just cos Batch is my worshipper, GC, honestly! You can worship me too, you know :P

there's a lot of space, as I'm just so unappreciated

now, back on subject

good luck with it, GC

Riiiiiiiiight. You do realise that taking pictures of her sleeping counts as STALKING, right? Speaking of stalking... lol, no, just kidding. Just let her be, and pine from a distance. Thats what I do, and it's not failed me yet.

*cough*DL I've seen you drunk*cough*

DL? Drunk? yeah, right...


And GC, pining is always a great vent for depression. It's great!

DL drunk?

*cough*My birthday chair dancing*cough*

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

.... :huh: ........ :wacko: .......what? Where on earth did that come from?

^_^ oh it's just a question.
since i couldnt think of anything usefull or clever to say, i hate being left out of the conversation so i had to but in with a very random question.
dare to answer it?

no....

funny though

and why not?

people are very ignrant these days.

:lol:

everybody TRY MY RIDDLES

i'm really bad at riddles.

women aren't that bad really. they are just a little difficult to understand and please.

hmm adamn straight... have a go anyway...u cant do worse than batch!

i'm sure he's not that bad.
women are treated really bad in some countries and i think that it's really unfair.

yeah it is...it's a shame countries like liverpool exist! :lol:

LOL!!!!!

(Just randomly and off topic... When I arrived at university, people said they could tell I was from down south due to my accent. I replied: "It's not an accent. This is how it's supposed to sound.")

all too true.

Im trying not to h8 her or her b/f because he is such a nice guy. the problem is he is just like me, I mean almost exactly like me...mannerisms...sayings....view on life...everything except...I hate to even think this...he looks phyiscaly...you know...normal. I try and stick to my personal mantra but it's hard.

"No hatred, only peace,
Never death, only life,
no love, only caring,
no loss, only sharing,
the chains of my soul are free,
I am the green gods child,
and he loves me."

You do look normal... standing sideways....

Sorry, that was mean. I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for your personality and doesn't give two hoots about your appearance.

thank you i think?

(you can help rubbing salt in wounds can you girl?(sigh) ahh well that shows how much ppl have gotten over me lookin different)

no, that was just hyper

I don't gte drunk, cos I don't drink

simple

Ok then dear, whatever you say...

GC, I have got over your appearence, I was just feeling particularly mean at that point in time. Although keep calling me girl and you'll find a whole lot more salt coming your way...

*waves salt shaker*

thats just mean..... <_<

why cant i call u girl i mean u r one.......

But it's a derogatory term, implying that I'm about 6 or something.

I don't like it. Don't use it.

*puts salt shaker in full view*

yeah...thats the reason!

*backs up dumper truck full of salt and tips it on GC, before rubbing in salt with a barge pole*

souldn't u be usin that 4 summat else dear gemz...........

*sharpens barge pole and stabs GC repeatedly with it*

Yes, I agree, rubbing salt wasn't the best use for it. This is much better!! :P

thanks gem.... :huh: :P

:lol:

That looks fun, its about time we did some elaborate crishing!

oi! stop that!

It's ironic that your thread on damn women has now lead to you being beaten by a woman...

only cos i dont wanna hurt you