*The room is basically the sleeping quarters from Red Dwarf. If you don't know what they look like, you probably shouldn't be here*

*BatchGC walks in, wearing a Space Corps officer's uniform and performs a full fiver-loop Rimmer salute*

Welcome all! Welcome to the Red Dwarf room. A place for quoting and obsessing!

i love red dwarf!!

i love it sooo much i can watch it day and night and in the morning and in the afternoon and in the eveing befor and after bedtime and whilst eating and working .
i love everything about red dwarf, especially Arnold J Rimmer. :wub:

oh dearie me, the madness has spread to its own thread!

that said, I do greatly enjoy it :D

next up, Batch's Blackadder room! :lol:

seriously.

I LOVE BLACKADDER!
its so good, it great!!!

....and now i'm NOT going to create a Blackadder room. Just to prove that I'm not predictable. But by all means, talk about 'Blackie' in here.

i named my computer rimmer and now i stare at the picture of him everyday.
i'm so sad.
if i ever met him i would jump on him and tell him how much i like him and then drag him home and then i will keep him and the marry him and stare at him all day.

Then I'm not taking you to the Red Dwarf convention when I take Gemz. The last thing we want is to be kicked out because you've abducted Chris barrie

theres a red dwarf convention!
where?!
when?!
if you tell me i'll....................i'll.................i'll do something really nice and normal.
please?!

wow I've never herd you sound so desperate aine

i am desperate!
i'll do anything to see chris barrie in real life!
well.......not anything but you know what i mean!!!

please tell me!!

aine...look it up on the net, duh :P

and, uh...me dad named our computers Kryten and Lister, so, er, we make a set *feels like the daughter of a geek*

theres nothing wrong with that.
my computer is rimmer and i love him. :wub: :wub: :wub:

i am watchin the forth series. where kryten gets turned into a human and lister is a chicken then a hamster then a super man then he gets chased by his curry.

""i cant believe i'm running away from a phsyco pathic curry man"

...........rimmer. :wub:

Aine, check out www.reddwarf.com and browse for information on "Dimension Jump" (the convention). It's not until June though.

And DL, your dad is a geek, but as geeks go, he's a great one!

what can i say...............rimmer :wub:
i got a huge poster of him and hes so cute and i got a soft toy from the red dwarf shop, well my mum got it for me. it doesnt looks much like rimmer but its still my rimmer. :wub: :wub: :wub:

Red...Dwarf....shop???? WHERE? WHERE?

in germany.
my mum and dad just came back from there and bought some chocolate with the characters faces on it.
seriously.

why is lister really stupid in the first series and then hes really clever in the later ones?

so that he moves the plot lines on :P

Batch reminds me of Chris Barrie at times, just the way he uh, speaks, you know what I mean? I think its just when he's sarcastic :P

*watches aine tackle Batch*

bwhahahah! it has started!

*runs*

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo..............................


Anyway, i do not resemble Chris Barrie. I try to share his wit, but... er...

And lister is cleverer in the later series because his experiences in space have educated him. He learns something from each episode. He learnt to accept who you were in DNA, and he learnt what justice truly means in, er, Justice.

you sound like chris there!

*chases batch and tryes to give him a hug*

quick;y batch, shes behing you. run for your life

lol!

just a note for Bathc before he runs - I now have all 4 Blackadder dvd's in the all 4 set thingy! Me dad got em!
yayness!

And if you even think of dressing in a black hooded claok, jumping over the rooftops and stealing it from me house, I'm ready for you - I have my baseball bat and I'll sleep next to the dvds :P

Ah, but you're at school and i'm not. I can sneak in during the day. :ph43r:

Now, where was i?





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Ah, yes....


*runs for dear life*

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... :(

:(
not fair, you have longer legs then me.

we like rimmer, you know what batch if you stick a letter H on your forhead you'll look more like alphabe head..........i ment rimmer. :wub:

if you stick an H on anyones head then they look more like Rimmer than they previously did... :blink:

*stays far, far away from any 'h's *

*smacks Batch on forehead with H sticker*

SHPAM!!!!

AHA!
you look like rimmer!

*admires batch as he struggles to remove the sticker*

*tugs at sticker*

Damn it. It won't come off. Grr.

*tugs harder*

*the sticker rips off, taking some skin with it. A reddish H is now tattooed on his forehead*


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!

rimmer looks really good in a dress and army boots!

Well, I can assure you that I don't!

i would still love to see it, highlight of the week that would be

Grrrr. Perhaps you would you like to give us a dress rehearsal, Kaithar?

*advances on Kaithar, wielding a frilly pink dress*

the dress isnt pink and frilly!
its a red and white check gingem dress with a hat and two blonde plats at the side.
awww how cute would kaithar look in a dress like that.!!

anyone got a photo of Kaithar? We could stick his face over rimmers!!

i don't think anyone has a recent photo of me, not even me.

plus i think batch has a better face for it

so, er, you've tried?

a good point, i missed that one.

so batch, when did you try

I did not try, you impudent young whelps

*zaps Kai and DL with Awod™*

I was merely deterring you from placing a frilly dress on me!

but you've already worn one. thats how you know you don't look good in it.

was it Laura Ashley?

I may have worn some ridiculous things in my time...mainly at Gang Show...but i can assure you i have never worn a dress.