Tried to post this in "Amusing Quotes" but the damn forum just does not like me.
So...

Here are some amusing writings from toilet walls, from all over the world. Yes, scrawling in the bog is something that happens all over the world...



"Why look here, the joke's in your hand" - Men's bathroom, Maryland USA

"Everyone pisses on the floor. Be a hero, shit on the ceiling." - Men's bathroom, Texas USA

"Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a sh..." - Men's restroom, Norwich UK

"Have you found that sex lately has been a pain in the ass? Well turn around, you're doing it the wrong way!!" - Women's bathroom, Canada

"This toilet paper is like John Wayne; tough as nails and don't take shit off of nobody." - Unisex bathroom, Florida USA

"A man must have a great ambition n life to write his name on the wall in a bathroom stall" - Men's bathroom, California USA

(Underneath a sign saying 'Please wash your hands completely clean')
"How, there's no soap!!" - Woman's bathroom, California USA

"OSHA regulation 42-2 : All turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered." - Men's bathroom, Ohio USA

"Mike was here."
"No I wasn't." - Men's bathroom, New Hampshire, USA

"If you voted for Bush, don't shit here; your asshole is in Washington." Women's bathroom, Texas USA

"Please donate for charity."
(followed by an arrow pointing to the toilet) - Women's bathroom, Wisconsin USA
(The joke behind this one being that when you go to the loo, you 'spend a penny')

"LOLOAQICI82QB4IP" - This one has been written on many a sign at parties I have been too... Read it as each letter sounds... If you still can't get it, scroll all the way down.

Well, thats about it for now - anyone got anymore?























LOLOAQIC182QB4IP:

LOLO = 'Ello 'ello
AQIC = A queue I see
I82Q = I 'ate to queue
B4IP = Before I pee.

Simple, isn't it!

lolness!

I love the Bush one... :P

i al;so quite like the how theres no soap one as well