Welcome to the Kaithar Crishing Olympics. Simply describe how you are 'crishing' Kaithar, and your fellow crishers will judge your Style, Speed and Originality. Anyone can crish, and anyone can judge.

No prizes, no rules, just a whole world of pain for Kaithar.

LET THE CRISHING BEGIN

Well, I think I'll start... I have a lot of anger to let out, so lets do it by crishing Kai....

*grabs sharp, pointy stick and prepares other apperatus, which includes an infra-red beam, a deep pit covered with leaves and a large weight*

You ready? Ok, here goes...

*pokes Kai with sharp, pointy stick, so he runs backwards towards the deep hole covered with leaves. Just before he falls in, he gets impailed upon aforementioned stick, and topples backwards into deep pit. As he does this, he breaks the infra-red beam, and a large weight falls from seemingly nowhere, and crishes him as he lays in said pit.*

Ok, thats me done. Short and sweet, just like me....

*walks off humming, listening to groans of pain from Kai and the shocked silence of the crowd*

*groans in pain*

this thread will hurt a lot. more than the other threads.

anywho, *groans in pain some more*

Well, what it 's got plenty of style: 8

And it's quick enough: 7

But the old pit trick is a bit of a letdown: 4

*Constructs a long, cylindrical chamber, surrounded in green-tinted glass, with a large, light-flooded panel floor, and a long, pointed spike protruding from the top into the chamber.*

Hey Kaither, free Cheez-Itz!

*In Kaither's rush to gain the cheezy, savory taste of a Cheez-It, he rushes into the long tube, which seals off with no obvious form of entrance or exit. After consuming the box of Cheez-Itz, he becomes visibly worried, and begins to hit his hands against the glass, to no avail. As he pounds, the panelled floor begins to glow more intensly then before, and the spike begins to glow in a sickening shade of burgandy. In a flash of stupidity, Kaither decides to impale his skull upon the spike, hoping to open the chamber and end the strangeness. Wellll, we could shorten it up for the weak stomached, but screw them, time for GORY DETAILS! As the spike rams through Kaither's right eye, the light leaves the chamber, using the energy that powered the lights to create a powerful magnetic surge to cascade through the spike, flowing thousands of watts of pure electricity throughout Kaither's body. As the power reaches an apex, Kaither's left eye and the tips of his toes and fingers explode, splattering blood throughout the chamber. In a final surge of power, Kaither's entire body becomes crished and explodes in a mess of vital organs and fragments of bone.*

Nice.... and it's green!!! Well, lets see what we've got here....

Originality: 7.5

Speed: 4

Style: 9.5

But I think that the explosion was a bit boring, but I liked the electricity :D

Also, it took me forever to read that, and I'm one of those fast readery people...

what. that was nice and short. you can't complain that was too long.

and it definatly had style. i like it.

it a shame that i am now nothing but blood and organs lying on the floor in some chamber but i can still like it

Quiet you!


Actually, maybe the hobo should judge the crishing contest! No one knows more about crishing than the victim!

actually its quite hard to remember what happened after youve been killed over and ove again.

basically no, i wouldnt knowwhat to give people and i am generally vey harsh with my marking. you carry on and do it. but you need to do it all because otherwise it wouldn't be fair

*walks up to remains of Kai, with disembodied voice*

Ah, he's only got -8 hitpoints, I can heal him.

*Casts Heal, Kai is now good as new*

Yes, I do enjoy neverwinter nights.

A lot.

yes we noticed. but how can you heal an exploded body.

Magik!

*Jumps on Kaithar, burying his head in the ground and then hits him with a humerous blow up banana. Then goes off to pick up George dubbyah Bush and hits Kai's feet with his head.*

*Grabs Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, plants then opn Kai's feet and runs away 30million miles*

BOOM!

*runs back*
HEAL!

*bows*

LMAO!!!!! I like that one!!! But, I judged the last one. Wouldn't be fair... Anyone to judge?

I'll tackle this one.

Top points for originality, since not many people associate the fine art of crishing with the current affairs of the world: 10

Style wasn't too bad, but it did seem kinda like mindless violence than truly refined crishing: 7

Speed is what let you down, however. The trip to both Iraq and the US is quite lengthy considering our crished hobo is a Brit. 0

Batch, I'm a goddess, I can teleport all over the world ;)