Uh, hello. My name is Andrea, and I like writing, Harry Potter, and music.

hello welcome to this forum.

these are the people i recommend you avoid:

DL4
gemsykins
batch (he might attack you with the awod)
smeghead (that's not hard however and it is great fun to insult him)

and most importantly me infact if you see i have posted on a thread it's best to avoid it.

:P

p.s DL4 is the other one you need to avoid at all costs

Ignore Kaithar :P He hasn't got anywhere else to go, so he remains here, posting like an internet tramp.

Anyway, welcome to Authors United. I'm BatchGC, one of the admins, and I try to keep this lot in line. Look around, enjoy yourself and don't hesitate to ask anyone anything.

i do have other places to go. :angry:

im on other forums :P

and batch you do a grand job of keeping me in line. very good

Oh, and stay away from Loner Child, he's...well, let's just say someone took a couple McNuggets out of his happy meal.


Oh, and if you drop the soap, DON'T BEND OVER!


Wait, that's prison, nevermind.

well from the sounds of things it's best to avoid all of us, have a good time on this forum :P

We really aren't all that bad....well some of us aren't that bad...well......


....i guess you'll learn the hard way which of us you'll have to avoid!

yes, hard way. that will be much more fun

Hello, I am the infamous DL4 and Kaithar is scared of me cos I rawk :P

Nah, kidding.

Kaithar and smeghead are the biggest spammers ever, so if you're avoiding anywhere K posts, you'll have a hard time posting anywhere :P

You said you like music :) we've got a thread on music in the Lifestyle forums, I think.
Harry Potter is good :D

and writing...well, I think (hope) we all enjoy that. That's why we're here! :) Post some stuf up on the Writings section if you like, and if anyone steals it, I will thrash them for youo...unless you'd prefer to do it yourself. And if smeghead and Kaithar spam your writing thread, I'll make ...I mean persuade... Batch to delete their posts or something :)

See? I'm nice really. Just not to Kaithar, or smeghead *wicked grin*
Oh, ansd I tease Batch at times. Thats all. :)

you can't spam posts about peoples writing. that would just be wrong and those posts should be deleted

Hey Batch, I think rehab is working!

lol. certainly is. Maybe I should start a new forum altogether - Spammers Anonymous, rehab for the web's spammers

Welcome to AU Andrea :D

Pffffffffffft! Avoid me and you avoid the comedy! We're all lovely here.... just... We might be gone in the head (Don't deny it folks, you know it's true....) but we're simply fabby! Does anyone know how difficult it is to type with nails 1/2 cm long? Grrrr! Still, they looked good for the may ball.... Oooh, speaking of comedy, has anyone ever seen DD singing Anastacia? Very funny.

yes i am sure it is.

and lovely yes thats one way of putting it ;)

:o when did he do that?? Why didn't I see??

yes i was dissapionted that i missed that as well.

:( I didn't see it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I think you were in a lesson lovely. But I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll do it again for you. Just don't have anything breakable near by - I'm not sure it can take the pitch. I'm sure I've heard bats make noise lower than that.... :P Ahh, he knows I love him really - even if he does have a burning hatred for me....

What have i told you about bringing personal vendettas to the forum?

*thinks*

Oh, I haven't. So...er...don't bring personal vendettas to the forums. :P

He pleads complete and utter innocence. I need details...unless he was drunk and can't remember....

hmm....get ur facts straight gemma, it was Celine Dion not Anastacia, and yes I do have a burning hatered for you, because you irritate the shit out of me.

NO VENDETTAS! *hits DD with...lets say....squirrel*

Oi. No online fighting! Don't make me get my Awod™. Settle your differences and so on....

*moves towards nearest hiding place*

I'd love to, but he doesn't deem me good enough to talk to.

And Celine Dion? That just makes it worse :P But I was singing along to it too, so it can't have been...

Shall we have a bitch in person instead of over this? It's so much more fun :D At least that way no-one can see your spelling mistakes.... :P

*remembers that she's supposed to look offended*

*tries to look offended without laughing*

*fails*

Myself and Batch cannot seem to find a spelling mistake in that. Please enlighten us.

1) There should be a gap between the full stop and get, and get should have a capital letter.
2) Whilst I appriciate texting shorthand, it should be 'your' not 'ur'
3) My name should have a capital letter
4) 'hatered' - do you hate red, or is it supposed to be 'hatred'?

Did James even look at it by the way? I'm sure he can't have, otherwise he would have picked up on those mistakes listed above. Are you sure you don't want to bitch in person? It actually is much more fun :D

lol! join me, gemz, and we shall rid the world of bad spelling!

Hear hear! Instead of LA, we shall be SA - Spelling Alliance!! SA!!! Ohhh, did you see what I did there? I crack me up....

Oh dear god.....

*edges towards doorway*

*abandons all dignity and flee's for his life*

You had dignity to begin with.......? :P Heh, bless. Admittedly it was a poor joke, but still, you can't have everything.... unless its related to spelling, in which case, DEMAND IT ALL!!!!! Heh, I'll stop now.... :D

i really should have expected that reply. if it didn't come from you someone else would have said it. oh well never mind

*yoinks Batch back with shepards crook, god knows how I got it*

Come back here, my worshipper. We need disciples!

Noooooooooooooooooooooo.......

*tries to escape Goddess of all dragons, evil and all things manga-like*

*yoink*

erm, could I have my sheperd's crook back now please?

awwwwwww.........

fine then


*hands it back*

I'll use my er........cat instead...

i don't thinks that a cat will work very well for that job.

jump my minion!

*cat jumps on Kaithars head*

now, don';t move, or your head will be clawed.

See? It works v.gd :)