That's right, everyone favorite cynical has returned from his mysterious absence. If you missed me, this should be a pleasant suprise. If you didn't, then screw you ;)

Desponded! Good to have you back!!

nive to see you,

i can't really say nice to see you back as i wasn't there before

Yes, I'm back to stay, 'til the cold hand of Death cut my soul from my body.


Or until my computer dies.

Ah, but which is more likely to happen first?

My bet is on the computer, especially if it has anything Microsoft on it :lol:

*corrects DL4* that should be "My bet is on the computer, especially if it has any programs what-so-ever on it" At least it would be with my computer....

no, with my experiance the computer wouldn't need a program on it to bugger up

ah yeah, prob, but Microsoft is the biggest crash-maker :P

in my experiance the biggest system crasher is norton antivirus, that ruined my computer for good

praise the lord that we put it on, if it wasn't for that we wouldn't have got our new computer

I've got that, and it gets virus's and quarantines them, it doesn't mess up the comp. :P

ours did, it stop half of the computer from working, thank the lord that it did

lol :P now Kaithar has new comp! you need nwn on it, dude :P

when i get round to buying it then maybe i will. but it certainly helps with other games and internet stuff

I'm trying to buy a laptop, but i can't find a decent place with a computer less than £1500 that's good enough to run Thief: Deadly Shadows.....


.....thief games......*mouth waters*

that must be one big game

not big, just new and gorgeous...


Having said that, they've stolen the intro from my books!!

I'm writing a series called The Thieves' Guild, and every book starts with the words: "Fog. Shadow. Darkness..." and then goes on about how these are the allies of a thief.

I downloaded a trailer for the new Thief game and it began: "Silence. Shadow. Mystery. These are my tools...."

Now the whole world will think i merely copied the thief game!!

and is the whole world likely to see your books.

i know you hope they will but are they really likely too

what you chatting about

yes you will soon learn to read but until you do don't reply to theses posts

i will never learn to read never mwahahahahahaha

THEN DON'T REPLY TO THESE POSTS! i said not to reply until you've learnt to read and i meant it

i can read now

wow, that was quick

i no look how quick i can learn to fly

thats annoying. But on the computer it shows the date started, so you can prove them wrong. :P *Is computer geek*

and...new and gorgeous? Like my hairstyle today I believe :P

On nwn you could do a rogue/shadowdancer/assassin character...wouldn't tha be good, Batch? yum. nwn. I love clerics, they kick a$$.

anyway..

*watches smeghead turn into pulp on balcony of building he jumped off*

*splat*

*Laughs*

*cheers*

*Sighs at the spamlings*


You can spam if you wish, but please, not in my welcome back thread. 'Cept DL4, cuz she's SOOOO sexy. [TigerGrowl]

I think you have an admirer there, DL!! Maybe the two of you should get a room and, er, sort out your differences ;)

*obscene gesture*

just cos I'm seeexier than you, admin boy :P

yeah, but....ah, but no cos.....

:unsure:

........... <_< you have a point there.....

*sits down and cries*

awwww.. *hugs*

Just enjoy my goddessly sexiness before you go orf to uni :P

*worships self* hehe!

To self obsessed aren't we...............................

The onlt thing i are about is getting my hands on the awod.............

Its easier than it sounds....................

Smeghead: good luck with that!


DL: I shall relish every minute of your incorrectly spelled goddessly sexiness in the hopes that it will rub off on me....

Hey Batch, I don't know what you mean about spelling :rolleyes: And...you want to be a goddess? A woman? Are you sure?

Thanks for the compliment Loner, btw. The only people who ever say anything good about my looks are:
a weird little year 7 boy (???)
and Grant (Thats the guy who set his trousers alight, Batch.)

Geez. No wonder I have no self eteem when it comes to dating, huh?

you should count yourself lucky, i haven't even had that

are you kidding??? this is GRANT we're talking about.

Oh, yeah, and the only other compliment I've had from a bloke was Batch saying: 'your hair actually looks nice today' lol! fool!

oh, and Batch, abotu that get a room comment. You're just jealous :P

you take that as a compliment, i would take it as an insult,