:D

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches ?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they "Slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours ?

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up in our lives we could simply press CONTROL ALT DELETE and start all over ?

And finally


If bringing up children was going to be easy, it would never have started with something called labour !!

How do you fit 5 donkeys in a fire engine ?







2 in the back , 2 in the front and 1 on the roof going "EE-AW-EE-AW"!!! :P

:D A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says " Sorry. We don't serve food here" :D

( thought you men might like this one )


A police car pulled up to a tractor on a country road. "sir" said the policeman,
"your wife fell out ot the tractor several miles back"


"thank god" said the farmer. " i thought i had gone deaf"